About Me
If you don't like Ike, I'm going to fucking kill you. Hello, I am Dwight D. Eisenhower. You may know me as the 34th president of the United States of America from 1953 until 1961. I am the mack daddy. I am a Rebublican, and desegregated the military, schools, and buses. If it wasn't for your boy here, the African-Americans quest for integration may have gone nowhere. My quote was "there should be no second-class citizen". I boosted America in the 1950's, and help a staggering 30% of Americans middle-class, and I made the country the most successful it's ever been since the 1920's. Many people think I have died, but I just went to the Parliament, because I got sick of America in 1968. The liberals were pussies, and the conservatives were crazy supporting the Vietnam war. There never should have been one in the first place, but L.B.J. couldn't just stop fighting. It's not his fault about Vietnam. It's Kennedy's. That fucking bastard. I've killed a good 4 of his family members, and I'm working on the other ones. I now live in a secret room next to Tony Blair, but I'm getting sick of England. I'm running for president in 2008. I was a great president, and the only flaw about my presidency was Nixon. But I didn't like that dipshit. Someone else wanted him, and back when I was running, he seemed to be the most prominent Vice President at the time. Who knew he was such a cunt-face.
