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You know you're from South Jersey if, wawa is your favorite place to be and you know they have the best coffee.You know you're from South Jersey if, people from other states can't understand your accent, not that we have oneYou know you're from South Jersey if, half your high school went to Camden County CollegeYou know you're from South Jersey if, you've been to every shore between Atlantic City and Cape May at least onceYou know you're from South Jersey if, u get made fun of for calling it a hoagieYou know you're from South Jersey if, you refer to "sprinkles" as "JIMMIES" for your icecream toppingYou know you're from South Jersey if, you hang out at least once a week at the Medport or the Windsor, and know at least one waiter/waitress on the night shift by name.You know you're from South Jersey if, you remeber the Hawiian cottageYou know you're from South Jersey if, you know where sony use to be tyco, or where kingsly land fill isYou know you're from South Jersey if, you know the best thing to drink is always Wawa iced teaYou know you're from South Jersey if, you can smell when you get to North JerseyYou know you're from South Jersey if, you think its ridiculous that 2 of the 3 new york football teams are actually in NJ.You know you're from South Jersey if, you have at least 2 state troopers in your familyYou know you're from South Jersey if, you know what the song "V-town" is aboutYou know you're from South Jersey if, you love 102.9, Y100, and 94.1You know you're from South Jersey if, instead of seeing a movie at loews, you take back roads to atcoYou know you're from South Jersey if, you say "bagel" weirdYou know you're from South Jersey if, your front yard is made out of stonesYou know you're from South Jersey if, you sometimes get stuck on the road behind a tractorYou know you're from South Jersey if, Everything is "twenty minutes away". If you ask how long it takes to get any place in South Jersey, the person always says, "about twenty minutes". To get to a mall, "Oh, about 20 minutes". To get to the airport, "Mmm, about 20 minutes." To get from Runnemede to Philly, "Only about 20 minutes". Try it. Only the shore areas take more than "twenty minutes". They're usually "an hour and twenty minutes."You know you're from South Jersey if, your backyard feeds at least 3 stray cats and a squirrelYou know you're from South Jersey if, you have a little italian grandmotherYou know you're from South Jersey if, you go to friendlies after every football gameYou know you're from South Jersey if, you went to clementon park as a child but would never go there now.You know you're from South Jersey if, you knew where the Settler's Inn was and are pissed they're puttin in a PJ's.You know you're from South Jersey if, you have fond memories at Zaberer's.You know you're from South Jersey if, you have seen tomatoe patch's in every yard.You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what the best poor man's green turf around is (crab grass).You know you're from South Jersey if, you see more trackertrailers on the turnpike than cars.You know you're from South Jersey if, you've intentionally stood in front of the tram car, and you're upset that it no longer stutters.You know you're from South Jersey if, you think half of these items on this list don't make any sense to you.You know you're from South Jersey if, you pronounce Deptford the correct way, "Deferd", and you dry yourself off with a "tail".You know your're from South Jersey if, all the roads around your house are named after towns, and change names after every intersection.You know you're from South Jersey if, you call your grandparents "MomMom" and "PopPop".You know you're from South Jersey if, you know its a hoagie, not a sub sandwichYou know you're from South Jersey if, you wanted a Camaro for your first car.You know you're from South Jersey if, you've never had sushiYou know you're from South Jersey if, you go down the shore, not to the beachYou know you're from South Jersey if, you say "wuder" instead of "water."You know you're from South Jersey if, you get highly offended when someone tries to portray a Jersey accent by saying "Joisey" and "caar" and you explain that you don't talk like that.You know you're from South Jersey if, you think North Jersey and South Jersey should be two different statesYou know you're from South Jersey if, you call your "boys" by their last names
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