p@bst sk8 team

I pledge allegiance to the Pabst,

of the United States of America,

and to the Drinking Team for which it stands:

one Beer under 2 dollars, Heavy Metal,

With Drinking and Pabst for all.

Thanks Casey

the pabst skate team official dating guidlines for thoes who suck:

one thing you need to know is there are three strikes and she is out of there. its kind of like baseball, you foundle the bases and balls but you will never hit a homerun unless the bat is hard.

first things first. you found a nice girl right? you are wrong pussy. no girl is nice. im not saying every guy is perfect but girls are bitches sometimes. now you met her and you give the numbers whatever. she says call me. ok what do you do? you can A. go home and jack off or B. call the bitch....i mean....chick. if you call her then she will not answer. dont give up there, call the next day and then the next. dont call over five times. you will look like a pussy. after the fifth time that is strike one. wait a week repeat the strike. after that you wish you would have just stuck with option A.

once she answers, dont sound like a big pussy wussy. let her know that you got balls of big steel and you aint taken shit from no one. invite her to your party. if she says ya i will go don't get all excited that she is comming because chances are that she would rather hump a bigger ,black, cock. that is strike another strike if she does not show.

to be continued......

Drinking, Skating and conquering the world one hole at a time


This is the new anthem when we drink:
To getting fucked, ripped, plastered, and faded,
Drunk, tanked, teched, and intoxicated,
To getting twisted in tears,
And having no fears,
So grab a Pabst for the year,
And lets finish these beers!


We hold these truths to be self-evident
that all people are created equal and that
they are endowed with certain unalienable
right, among these are Life, Liberty
and the Pursuit of getting Fucked Up
PST is a Free and Independent
State of Mind, whose Citizens are
absolved from all allegiance to the status
quo, and all connection between them
and the States of Boredom, Shyness
and Inhibition is totally dissolved
We Declare that wherever friends gather
for a good time, Pabst Skate Team exists

THE FRICTIONARY!
Any words or phrases used regularly by the P@bst Sk8 Team!

Toots - Anything containing the undisputable properties of being awesome. getting tootsed: someone who is humiliated or beat at something.

"There's no restart button!" - While two parties are engauged in physical confrontation and everyone watching wants them to stand up and start fighting again - There is no restart button.

Pabststitution - When performing in a fierce game of beer pong, one might need to throw in place of his partner because he/she is preoccupied. This is known as a Pabststitution.

Re-Pabstulation - Upon waking from a drunken slumber after a night of drunken-ness, one drinks H20. When this happens one becomes increasingly intoxicated, more-so than when they woke up. This is known as Re-Pabstulation.

Dinkle Acker - Dinkle Acker!

Pabstidatedness - When one is beyond Pabsted, & Pabsty. Too drunk to function.

"Check Your Pockets." - When in the same radius of shady characters, one must "check your pockets."

Shawshum - Use in place of any adjective, verb, noun, pronoun. Origin: getting ruined and faded on ganja.

"Please, Please: Do Not Touch the Zebra's." - A hillarious phrase that comes outta the mouth of Norway.

"Test It..." - Said before use of an object to avoid possible embarassment.

"Wicket Retated" - Wicked Retated, there is not a second "r" mind you. when an individual that appears normal does an act that makes the person and you feel dumb. ex: if you are not suposed to be at a party and you call your mom at the party then finds out you are there then you get in trouble. (jenifer)

"Is he cool? Wait, Is he cool?" - When checking the validity of the toots-ness in an induvidual.

"Ooooooooooo" - A hilarious and entertaining sound made by derrel.

wigger-sauce- Any action or speech that sounds or looks simply gay

Muskrat- See Broke Ass

Pabstitized - Getting tootsed in a tootsable manner

I got to pee like a pregnant woman - When ones urinal compacity is too uncontrolable

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

Wait...What? - When one confuses himself so bad that all surrounding persons are also confused which returns the confusedness to the original one who was first confused,"wait...what?"

Broke Ass - See Muskrat. someone that is broke or does broke ass things. takes an extra shot in beerpong or slips an extra empty cup on their own side. ex: derrel and murph.

Strength of a wolverine that has the strength of two wolverines - A more intimidating way of stating double strength on an opponent, bitch

Proton - The positive force in the universe, so used as something bad ass or to make something work

Pink and Parted - Vagina!!!!

You Dawg!!! - When One Discovers a Comrade displaying amazing heights of temps of fornicating with the opposite sex.

DinkleToots - When one gets massively schooled in any drinking game...used in this fashion..."oh!..You got DinkleToots!!" or if an individual does something incredably awsome. usded in this fasion...you are dinkel toots!!!! its also another way of sayin you are bad ass.

~The Official Pabst Skate Team Snacks~

Jake - Planters Peanuts

Jono - Gummy Bears

Dub - Peach Rings

Murph - Pop Tarts

Drew - Chocolate Chip Cookies

Derrel - Pizza Rolls

~WORDS TO WORDS~
Below are words used at random by PST members. These phrases are really quite offensive, but are disguised as innocent sentences!

Have you ever finger-banged any fat chicks?
Have you ever been in any gangs or clicks?
Do you wanna suck a cock for a day?
Just check the copyright date!
Hey! Lick my chocolate starfish!
Hey! Look a star, make a wish!
Let me see your tits?
You want some lays chips?
So, are you a queer?
So, you want a beer?
I'm gonna fuck your mom!
This sausage pizza is the bomb!

~DRUNKEN QUOTES~

Drew and Jake hear a beeping noise in the kitchen

Drew: Dude where is that noise coming from?

Jake: (while eating all the food in the fridge) I think it's the microphone....wave....what?

Jake and Dub discuss the unique flava-flave of Camel Twist cig's.

Dub: Want a camel twist cigarette?

Jake: Sure, when you smack your lips it tastes like pinetree....apple....what?

Ginger in drunkenness randomly spurts out a random question to Jake...

Ginger: Jake, did you poke a hole in the unit?