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Willie

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About Me



Fall is upon us. My nerdy hayfever has struck. That's cool. I think things are quite good in these parts.My life is really not too unlike yours, except that it's mine. Enjoy! Oh, and I often seduce and kill hookers...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. Who am I to judge?

My Blog

Christmas Present

Aright, holmes. Yeah, that's you. I'm gonna tell you that I was pretty sure that "Click" would be the one Adam Sandler movie that I would never own, and probably not even watch, but then I saw it on T...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Nancy Kerrigan. are you an official here? Cuz you just officially gave me a boner.

Hey. It's me. Seriously. I know I haven't posted in like 3 months, but fear not, I've been stalking all of you on a regular basis. More importantly, I haven't posted a stupid shit blog in forever. As ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Of course I take breaks, I'm old dammit, now leave me alone!

This is what I was talking about, but more importantly, well, nothing. I am far far away from T-Town today, in terms of relativity, rationality, insanity, and tiny living arrangements. It's life....
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:55:00 GMT

Oh Chuck, you silly bastard.

I'm on fire tonight. Word. - Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it. Because Willie Schmidt told him it was a Big Mac. - Chuck Norris considered himself the master of anal sex. ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:46:00 GMT