TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Erik
Birthday: 03/07/72
Birthplace: Maspeth, NY
Current Location: Charlotte, NC
Eye Color: Brown/Greenish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Communication
Your Fears: Heights/Stupid people
Your Perfect Pizza: w/ a Beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the Mr. Universe contest
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: N/A
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: After Sex!!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood
Pepsi or Coke: MT DEW now bugger off...
MacDonalds or Burger King: What about Jack in the Box???
Single or Group Dates: 3 somes!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: When did I end up in New Orleans?
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm a guy, figure it out...
Do you Smoke: Once
Do you Swear: Hells bells, law yes...
Do you Sing: Beautifully in my own mind...
Do you Shower Daily: 7-10 times
Have you Been in Love: I am right now!!!
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a hero in my own mind.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move...
Do you think you are Attractive: In a room full of monkeys; HELL YEAH!!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Only after drunken black outs.
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when I let them out of the basement!
Do you like Thunderstorms: They hurt my eyes.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the xylophone at parties.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: This should be a no brainer...
In the past month have you Smoked: I set a steak on fire in the broiler.... OOPS!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs make me NORMAL!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Russian mail order bride, what a debachle...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Like, Gag me with a spoon...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a police line up count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: On my ass by a dwarf w/ a rubber chicken!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Every time I go into a pool w/ no clothes...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Sponge Bob Pez dispenser
Ever been Drunk: Let me get back to you on that one
Ever been called a Tease: NO, just an Ass clown...
Ever been Beaten up: I told you, a dwarf w/ a rubber chicken!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Of course...
How do you want to Die: In the HEAT of passion!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 6'6...I'm almost there!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Tanzania In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Midget
Weight: Weightless...I want to meet her in space...
Best Clothing Style: Raspberry Beret
Number of Drugs I have taken: 17,332
Number of CDs I own: None, all I have are 8 tracks.
Number of Piercings: I'll let you count
Number of Tattoos: You'll find them when you count my piercings!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...this survey!!!! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
