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Johnny 2 Toes

If we cant break the silence how can we survive?

About Me

Lets see.My name is John.I hail from Chicago(Southside Bitches).I despise the cubs with every ounce of me(thats alot of ounces).I love the white sox and bears!Fuck bret favre.I think cold beer is excellent.Music is my life, i mean how could you live without it.HATE bud light.Love the fact that im Irish.I dont care for crustless bread(what is the point).peanutbutter m&m's are supererb.humid missouri summers piss me the fuck off(gotta love a.c).Cannot stand reality tv.hate mtv(it is the gayest channel ever).cannot stand any kind of "NEW" rap.B.I.G is the man!I hate girl's that our on their cellphone while driving and cut me off.hate soccer,its for europeans.Love the NFL.Snow is alright as long as you dont have to drive in that shit(captian obvious).Chiefs fans crack me up(no disrespect).Falco's makes the best thin crust pizza ever(fact).hate small one engine planes cause they always go down(just say no).terell owens can take a long walk off a short bridge.Mark mcguire used steroids...So did sammy sosa(I hate fuckin cheaters).O.J did it.richard greco is a tool.trey parker is the funniest man alive.South park is better than Family guy.Ku sucks something awfull(GO MU).
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My Interests

Bowling,ping pong,playing pool,watchin baseball,beer,crown,big sweater kittens,underwater basket weaving,going to sox games,listening to music,playing lots of poker,and watching the cubs and packers lose

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone from the chicago white sox or chicago bears past and present,christopher walken (he is the best actor ever),Richard pryor(rip),trey parker(you guys I am seriously),chad sexton(amazing drummer),and Adam D from killswitch engage

Music:



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Movies:

American psycho,pool hall junkies,the burbs,fear and loathing,blow,pcu,dead man on campus,baseketball,team america,orgazmo,the big lebowski,Hackers,SLC punk,rat race,swingers,made,Boondock saints,the departed,momento,men at work,seven,kids,grandmas boy,lord of war,pulp fiction,anchorman,bongwater,Reservoir Dogs,Requiem for a dream,Dogma,night of the creeps,snatch,half baked,almost hero's,rules of attraction,resident evil,napoleon dynimite,2005 world series champion chicago white sox dvd,harold and kumar go to whitecastle,how high,revenge of the nerds 2,all the fridays,Killswitch "set this world ablaze" Dvd .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

ESPN,baseball tonight,southpark king of queens,prisonbreak,entourage,beer nutz,the office,arrested development,and wgn superstation on saturdays when i get to watch my boys the chicago whitesox! Hosting" ....

Books:

THE SPORTS SECTION!!! thats pretty much it I hate reading

Heroes:

My late grandfather even though he was a cubs fan!