Let's see...the name is jason but I normally go by "j." I enjoy knitting, picking daffodils and playing with bunnies and caterpillars. I also enjoy biographies and have a strong opinion on wildlife.
I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
HA! With that said, we learn off the bat that I should not be taken seriously at all times. Some quick history on j.motley: I was born in NY, lived there for ten years before moving to the armpit of the US-Tampa, Florida. Spent two years at the University of Florida where I met some unforgettable people, and experienced times so "diculous", they can only be described as ridiculous. In the meantime I learned that I didn't know what the hell I wanted to do with my life. I spent time studying everything under the sun: veterinary medicine, astronomy, mathematics, business, architectural drawing...I even got my EMT license. Good news is, after all those years, I am now working on my masters in translation (English-Spanish with a third language on the way, perhaps French). In the past years I've had close to as many jobs as changes in my major but not because I kept getting fired. Quite the contrary, I'm a stellar employee..."pimptastic" if you will. From time to time I'll do some modeling, mostly for some spare cash, free travel and the fun times. I was a regional manager for a new modeling agency, On Display Men (visit www.OnDisplayMen.com), but due to current circumstances I regretfully had to step down (hopefully) temporarily.
I've had the benefit of learning some life lessons thus far. One of them: one may use "who" and "whom" interchangeably with the exception being if the proposition comes at the beginning of the adjective clause in which case only "whom" may be used (ex. She is the hoe about whom I told you). Or instead of saying: "there were less hoes at the club than usual but rather there were fewer hoes at the club than usual." Speaking on a more relevant-to-life note, "it's not what you know, but who you know." TRUE! Another one is "Quality over quantity." With that in mind I transition to mentioning and, can we say, verbally declaring affection to some of those I consider my true friends. There's The Mexican who has undoubtedly and unarguably made what seems like this last decade though it's more like 3 years, worth living. My "identical twin" which explains the bond resembling those shared between siblings. The Nurse (ignoring her loyalty to FSU) who has been there for me and with me through all the bullshit drama that's hit me dead on. The one who would either make work tolerable, or easily persuade me to go to the Tiny Tap (a hole in the wall bar) while on the clock. The one referred to as Blueberry who for YEARS (since the beginning my goofy phase in high school) has shown me a friendship with such intensity it is destined to last forever (especially if she pulls some strings with her newly single sister HA!). My "Sista' from another motha' who knows that "all my life I've been poor, but it really don't matter no more..." Always looking out for me, always having my best interest at heart, always caring. The Playboy and the Cracka Faced Cracka are both there at the drop of a hat, though I'm not sure if they'd know I dropped my hat unless I told them, but then that would defeat the purpose no? anyway...and they help define "Quality," and, at the utmost least, "baddass hella fun times." Plenty others who have also influenced my life do not go unnoticed. Finally, but most certainly not least, my older brother, Big Brother Jonathan (though I was recently told that his male friends call him Jo; females Jonathan...), has been the only person I have ever looked up to, with well deserved reason. His character, honesty, sense of humor and perspective on life has helped me immensely and has inspired me to aspire to be like him...while maintaining my "ME" factor.
After an undisclosed, unknown duration of being in a relationship, due to a number of factors, who's its and what's its, I have found myself back on the single's team. Look out field, I've got my shoes tied on tight!
Well, that's about all you'll get out of me on here...I am, however, an open book...it's up to you to turn the pages.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half of one for breakfast.
Oh, it wouldn't be me if I didn't mention that under my "details" it says I'm Hispanic/Latin. Reality is, I'm only half Hispanic; Costa Rican to be exact. The other half is black. Yup, that's right, half black half Costa Rican. They just didn't have that option listed. I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm a k. I'm a k. I'm a k?
