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*Unintentional Misunderstandings*

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About Me

I am a RMA at a OBGYN office at St. Mary's hospital. I live with my BFF(boyfriend forever), Mike, in south city. I have a puggle named Penny. I am back in college to finally finish my nursing degree. I am looking for the meaning of Life. I like cheese, a lot. I have double jointed elbows like Michael Phelps. I like to do lots of variety puzzles. My parents are fluffy. I wish Camel still made Camel Special Lights. I like my job, maybe more than I should. I do not like needy people, or bitchy girls. I love people that make me laugh. I've lost a total of 70 lbs in 1 year and have kept it off for 3 additional years. I can moonwalk. I hate liars. Especially the liars that don't know they are lying. I smell great, all the time! My favorite color is blue. The puggle has lost 9 lbs since diagnosed as obese. No ones knows me as well as I'd like them to. I'm 1/2 indian. Feather, not dot. I can't sleep at night, ever. and.....my d*ck is bigger than yours!

My Interests

Spending time with friends and family, Scrapbooking, watching movies, and playing with my puppy, listening to music, puzzling, organizing(OCD), and miscellanous other activities.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of people, but what would be the point? Unless I could actually think of a question to ask once I've gotten them face to face, not vomitted, and managed not to cry. Otherwise, it seems like it wouldn't matter. But one in particular, George W. Bush. He fights the terrorizers, points out the hypocriticizers, recordificates his favorite shows, (since he's busy working all the time), and you know he smokes herb. "You don't need to believe in the government to be a good American, just believe in your country." - G. W. Bush Impersonator from H&K.

Music:

Mostly old stuff like Classic Rock or Oldies. Also Jam Bands and Reggae float my boat. Some stuff I can shake my rump too. Favorite at the moment, aka what's in my cd player: K'naan, 311, MIA, and Ziggy Marley.

Movies:

Favorites are comedies and suspense thrillers. Top three movies: 3: The Fifth Element 2: Across the Universe 1: Transformers

Television:

Whatever strikes interesting. As for our TiVoed shows: *Lost *Family Guy *Heroes *Futurama *Axmen *The Universe *South Park *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia *The Riches *Wipeout!

Books:

Favorite book of all time P.S. I love you. Currently reading "The Historian"

Heroes:

My parents, my grandparents, and myself. Vain as that may be, I am surprised by my own strength. You don't realize how strong you are until the most important things/people in your life start to disappear.

My Blog

HOLY FREAKING COW!!!

can you believe its been 2 years since i've blogged.  talk about lazy.  so anyway, i forget how you do this.  i just talk about random crap now right?  well, i work, i eat, i sleep...
Posted by *Unintentional Misunderstandings* on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

THE BET!!

The Bet....so here it is.  Dave Barcliff, for those of you that know him, is a non-smoker.  If you have ever smoked around him, he complains.  I believe he also owns a t-shirt that rea...
Posted by *Unintentional Misunderstandings* on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Tummy Problems!!

Okay, for those of you that don't know already, I have been dealing with a pretty bad stomach infection.  It's called Colitis; which means inflammation of the colon.  I know what you're thin...
Posted by *Unintentional Misunderstandings* on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:09:00 PST