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Paul

Where are we going? When will we get there? Will there be toast? WE MUST KNOW!

About Me

Sarcastic. Very, very sarcastic. It's probably a character flaw. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music, Eating, Films, Doing nothing for long periods of time then eating.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Ever. Except those I already have. And 50 cent. i dpn't want to meet him.

Music:

Nothing in the world will make me like 50 cent. I'd like to hit him with a bat. Except that he'd probably shoot me. i wouldn't like that.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, King Kong, Starwars, Chicago, The Green Mile, Monty Pythons' Holy Grail, I-Robot, Indipendence Day, Bad Boys. Any Bruce Willis. Pirates of the Caribean (both of them). How will it end?

Television:

Comedy stuff. Not a lot else really. TV isn't that good really.

Books:

The Lord Of The Rings, All books by Terry Pratchet, Most of them by Robert Rankin. The Serpentwar Saga and Magician by Raymond E. Feist, Sabriel and sequels by Garth Nix. So mostly fantasy. But there have been very few books I've disliked to be honest.

Heroes:

Lance Armstong (beat cancer, won Tour De France repeatedly. Legend) Rod Stewart (beat throat cancer, continued singing career.) Amanda - For being you :-)

My Blog

FIXED!

Finally. Doctors have finally managed to get things right. I have been officially discharged from the hospital. I no longer have to go back there and have people poke me. My knee should no longer do t...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:03:00 PST

People who write stupid comments

If you want to put a comment on my blog fine. If you want to say something interesting, funny, sarcastic, kind or anything else, not neccessarily related to what I've actually said, then fine.But if y...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

MY DOCTOR IS AN IDIOT!

My doctor is an idiot. I know it says that in the title bit but it bears repeating. Let me explain why.Five years ago I had a  small incident with my right knee. Someone the approximate size and ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

Did you realise how much you move your ribs?

Well? Did you? I didn't. It appears that your ribs flex in some way for practically any upper body movement. I mean, breathing, twisting and bending over are some fairly obvious ones, but lifting you ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:57:00 PST

Endings, Beginnings and other assorted musings on time

This is some kind of record. Check the date of the last entry. Two blog bits within a week? Madness! Another year has come and past. Its that time of year when university winds to a gentle close. Exam...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

Diminishing ability to percive the world

Ah, once again we return to the sporradic world of the Paul Blog. My excuse? Broken internet. Then lack of effort once it had been fixed. Anyway,to refer you to the title it appears i have reached tha...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:16:00 PST

Does the pain ever cease?

WHY DO DENTISTS LIKE TO HURT US? AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT? You know who you are. You tell us our wisdom teeth need to come out. You put us on the reclining chair and shine lights our eyes like it's ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:55:00 PST

I made a mistake and no one noticed

Hey its my first blog entry, woooooooooo. Just thought i'd let you know whats been going on in my life recently. Nothing. Thats it. Exciting life. In other news, I notice that I made a mistake on my p...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST