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Biilly-i-am

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About Me

My Name is William Terrence Palmer, People say I'm a biit wiierd. I take it as a compliiment, I don't want to be normal or average. Sometiimes I'm explosiivelly extraverted, sometiimes I am very quiet, sometiimes I pass for normal. I liike meeting people, I love one tiime random conversatiions concerniing riidiiculous matters diiscussed iintelliigentally and exiistentially, but I also love damn silly convo's aswell. I love Tetriis but I'm no good at it. People often mistake me for a retaard, I break a lot of shit, uniintentiionally. I love Makiing Musiic and Wriitiing. I wriite a lot of poetry and have dreams one day of being a rapper. I love Dreams and Bananas. I also write sci-fi/fantasy stories, my stories tend to lend themselves more to the Space-Opera and Speculative Fiction siide of thiings. I am a hopeless romantic, my weak spot is beautiiful women, and most women are beautiiful in some/many ways. I love red wine (cask or bottled). Some people call me a trriipper, it's hard not be when you look hard at the Uniiverse about us. I study Physics and History and Philosophy of Science at Melbourne University, iit is bundles of fun. I beleiive in the supernatural, and I beleiive human beiings are much more powerful than we are crediitted for. I do NOT beleiive inn God and if he does exiist I wouldn't like Him because I am an Anarchist, have you ever heard that sayiing 'If you love them set them free'? accepting a world where God governs, is accepting a realiity where god does not love us. I am not an atheiist, I hold more of a pantheiist/pandeiist/deiist view (why just subsribe to one viewpoint? I want a better picture of this rubiks cube called 'realiity'). I like to discuss/argue, I may take a viewpoiint diametrically opposed to yours, this may not be my beleif but it's a good way to find out what both parties do beleive and why. I Hate Ticket Inspectors

My Interests

Drums, Dancing, Simpsons, Humans, Reliigiion, Spoons (Big/Little/Mega), Wikipedia, Rainbows, Homeless people and really absurd conspiracy theories.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who likes to smile but especially Issac Asimov, James Mandlebrot, Albert Einstein, Neils Bohr and Douglas Adams OH! and Andrew W.K. He is my new God

Music:

Elliott smith, Heartfelt self, Interpol, Modest Mouse, ELEVENTH HE REACHES LONDON, the common code, DAVID BOWIE, SOULWAX, Danger mouse, Panic! at the disco, PINK FLOYD, Bloc Party , OPETH, the faint, ISIS, against me!, DAFT PUNK, the rapture, the unicorns, quebec, It's so fucking great to be alive, LEFT HAND CUTS THE RIGHT, the sawtooth grin, TOOL, NOFX, red hot chilli peppers, the black eyes, Ben folds, the locust, THE DILLENGER ESCAPE PLAN, the mars volta, at the drive in, saetia, blood brothers, we are scientists, Grandaddy, joy division , REFUSED, deftones, sigor ros, Coldwar Kids, jeff buckley, my disco!, JOHNNY CASH, from monuments to masses, UGLY DUCKLING, Death from above, agents of abhorrence, MASTODON, midnight juggernaughts, love like..electricution, NIN, QUEEN, colditz glider, hella, LED ZEPPLIN and any awesome innovative stuff you might choose to mention

Movies:

Pink Floyd: The Wall, Biodome, Clerks 1&2, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou the dark crystal, Willy Wonka and the choclate factory (except for the whole bit not including gene wilder), any Monty Python, Biodome.

Television:

SIMPSONS, Futurama, aqua teen hunger force, black books, the mighty boosh, the office, Flight of the Concords, Metalocalypse, X-men.

Books:

Time: a travellers guide (pickover), Any thing writtten by Douglas Adams but especially the Dirk Gently novels, the 'Foundation' series by Isaac Asimov, Impossibility: the science of limits ands the limits of science (J.D. Barrow), anything by George Orwell, Marching Powder by Rusty someone and Lord of the mutherfucking Rings Bitch!

Heroes:

BILL HICKS! Rainbow Mike and Andrew W.K

My Blog

"My dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory"

The simpsons live action (like people and shit) cast as follows:John lovvits(High School High):Kirk VanhoutenSteve Buscemi(Resevoir Dogs):MoeOzzy Osbourne(Oxxy OZbourne):OttoAnthony Hopkins(Silence of...
Posted by Biilly-i-am on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

I have a boner (pt 2)

I woke up at 8:30 Thursday morning with the captain saluting as always, I believe the term coined is 'morning glory'. "Ready to 'fuck the man' littile fella?" Ii asked. 8:30 is 2 and a half hours lat...
Posted by Biilly-i-am on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:34:00 PST

The day I thought I was Vegetarian

I work as a fitter 'n' turner in Ringwood to make ends, of my schooling semesters, meet. It is a Glamourous Job that supplies me with a marvolous blue Jumpsuit that has a mad 'candy rave' or...
Posted by Biilly-i-am on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:54:00 PST

Fuck the Police!

Public Bar, beer, backpackers, beer, pool, beer, beer, toilet, Pug Mahones, Beer, toilet, beer, Impersonate accents poorly, beer, beer, Cover Band. Shit.So one off handed crack to my firend about some...
Posted by Biilly-i-am on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

I have a boner!

Today I crossed a road. Fairly simple, yes?NO!The reason why I mention this is because as earlier stated I did cross a road, in fact a very narrow one, inbetween the state library and QV shopping comp...
Posted by Biilly-i-am on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:20:00 PST