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ryan

i don't see any reason why we wouldn't

About Me

i'm like the idea of a sophisticated man, that you twirl around like a million dollar bill, punch a few holes in, and then you realize that maybe that wasn't such a great idea.

My Interests

bountiful mountain tops, thickets of genuine shrubbery, unadulterated belligerance, sock puppet paraphenilia, mediocre close-captioning, insignificant frisbee fornication, and superfulous sunbathing.

I'd like to meet:

clark w. griswold

Music:

The Residents

Movies:

the girl next door

Television:

will & grace....yeah

Heroes:

this guy at the bar the other night; classic