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EG

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About Me

I'm red-headed, I wear bright colors, and I'm a little addicted to tattoos. I'm on 7 right now, but have plans for many more. I'm...plucky? I don't know. What's a good word for: "doesn't talk about herself obsessively"?***DISCLAIMER*** I won't add your band or miscellaneous performing troupe unless I've seen you in action or know you personally. I don't want a free iPod and I can find kinky sex on my own. If that's what you're selling, move along.whateverlife.com
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Your Vampire Name Is...
Magdelena of the Night What's Your Vampire Name?
You Are The Star
You represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
Insightful and illuminating, you provide guidance for others.
You also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
You posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.
Your fortune:
Your future is looking brighter by the day.
The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
Luck is about to come your way, perhaps the best luck you have ever seen.
Life is about to get a lot easier and much better! What Tarot Card Are You?
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Your Superhero Name is The Jet Bee
Your Superpower is Soul Sold to Devil
Your Weakness is French People
Your Weapon is Your Cosmic Army
Your Mode of Transportation is Ambulance What's your Superhero Name?
I thought of more things to say:I have a fuzzy husband who seems to bleed pennies. I'm a Star Wars kid who is married to a Trekie...it's like Romeo and Juliet for ultra-nerds.I love books. I've dedicated my life to books which is either really cool or really nerdy. Or nerd cool. I fully understand the Dewey Decimal system.I have arthritis in my left foot, so I know when rain is coming well in advance. I really like spicy food. I'm a slave to the candle industry. I feel relatively prepared in the event of a zombie attack.Nick worries because I can’t change a tire. Airon denies that I have genitals; he gets very upset when people allude to me having sex. I find that funny.Every time I see a stray cat or dog I think about rescuing it. Every time. I know the names of all the Kobra Kai in the Karate Kid, and I have their little chant memorized.My cell phone ring is “Funkytown.” I'm still bitter that I never owned a pair of Nickelodeon moon shoes.I'm too nice. I'm so nice, people often think I'm up to something. I also giggle profusely, sometimes inappropriately.I'd have your back in a fight. You should challenge me to 80's movie trivia.I come from a long line of loud women.I'm kind of a Pollyanna. I genuinely believe that the world is a silly and beautiful place and that people are basically good. Please don't prove me wrong.

My Interests

I like books; books are neat. So, I obviously like reading; I don’t just stare at my books or hurl them at people. Feminism, even though most of my friends are dudes who are pretty sexist and offensive. Cats and kittens. Birds and turtles. Animals in general, really. Who doesn’t like animals? Record stores and purchasing items in them. Wearing scarves; I freaking love scarves. And hoodies, wearing a hoodie is like getting a hug all day long. Shoes. Going to movies and seeing local bands. Cooking; I’m an excellent cook. I really like the 70’s, both the decade and the temperature. Tea. Amassing a toy collection that is the envy of all I know. Avocados. Zombie jokes. Tarot. Yoga. Ladybugs. Pajamas. Getting tattoos/tattoo snobbery. Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. Garden gnomes. Buttons. Toe socks. Juicy Fruit gum. Diet Coke. Found items/curiosities. People watching. Craftiness. Taking pictures. Finally, uncomfortable laughter. ..

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins: I want him to sit next to me on a park bench and share some M&M's and tell me I'm pretty. Kiefer Sutherland and Eddie Izzard for the same reason. Eddie Izzard is hot, fact...I don't care what anyone says, that man in a dress is sexy. I'd like to meet Sancho and know if Scott Baio is Sancho. I'd also like to meet the Guerilla Girls and the ladies of Code Pink because they rock my toe socks. I'd like to meet Michael Moore; I like his style and that he's a great big fat guy. This is kind of a weird question.
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Music:

Johnny Cash, Memphis Minnie, Blind Willie Johnson, Robert Johnson, The Detroit Cobras, The 5,6,7,8’s, ABBA, Elvis, Parliament Funkadelic, Queen, The Clash, The B-52’s, The Ramones, David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, Minor Threat, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Dead Milkmen, Grandaddy, Say Hi to Your Mom, Tori Amos, Macy Gray, Pink Floyd, Bjork, assorted 60’s garage bands. That’s a really weird list. How about this, here’s what I won’t listen to: new country, Christian rock, rap-rock, and blues bands manned by white guys who like sports bars. That’s not the blues. If you’re white and you don’t live in the woods or in a swamp, don’t sing the blues.Nick once said that I have the musical taste of a drag queen. That’s about 80% accurate given the list above.

Movies:

You know how everyone has at least one movie that they can recite verbatim? Mine are The Big Lebowski and Pulp Fiction. I also like any of the Mystery Science Theaters, Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Shaun of the Dead, Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Wererabbit, Sin City, Night of the Living Dead, Monsters Inc., Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Garden State, the Harry Potter movies, Heathers, Lost Boys, The Point, Little Miss Sunshine, Josie and the Pussycats, Muppets Take Manhattan, Wet Hot American Summer, Wayne’s World (but if you say “shwing” to me, I’ll kick you in the throat), So I Married an Axe Murderer, The Karate Kid. Pretty much any horror movie, good or bad. Oh, and Video Girlfriend. What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
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Television:

Twin Peaks, Dateline, That 70’s Show, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Family Guy, 48 Hours, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Muppet Show, The Munsters, Hell’s Kitchen, Cops, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, ER, The Office, The Soup, The Riches, Big Love, WKRP, House, Wonder Showzen, and the Mary Tyler Moore Show (I'm a Rhoda). I also love celeb-reality shows when I want to not think for a little while. The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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Books:

This is a hard question for me. I’ll do this mostly by authors. Mary Wollstonecraft, Mary Shelley, Oscar Wilde, Byron, the Harry Potter series (It’s for children you say? Well, fuck your mom.) bell hooks, Kurt Vonnegut, Carson McCullers, Eudora Welty, Vladimir Nabokov, Isabel Allende, Louise Erdrich, Joyce Carol Oates, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Dorothy Parker, Zora Neale Hurston, Alice Walker, DH Lawrence, Marge Piercy. I also paradoxically read lots of feminist books and cookbooks. That’s pretty funny, now that I think about it.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Book Stuffs, or, Summer of Nerd

So, yeah, it's no surprise that I read a lot.  I don't drink, I don't do drugs.  I buy shoes and read books.  And bake.  Anyway, I've read some people's blogs that include what the...
Posted by EG on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

Meth Madness

The fake ID charge against Micah was dismissed this morning.  Kick ass.  He was the only person in court with only one charge, and every other person in the courtroom today was there on...
Posted by EG on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Everything's Coming Up Us!

I'll be going to the University of Missouri in the fall.  They've offered me full assistantship, plus a very likely fellowship and health insurance.  Plus, it's a neat little town that is no...
Posted by EG on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

Bangs!

I'm getting bangs on Friday.  Hurray for new hair! This week it is my mission to see and/or talk to my posse.  I did go see Erin and the baby Sunday, but I haven't talked to Airon in about 1...
Posted by EG on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

Ma'am?

Micah and I are watching Maury Povich since we're still being shut-ins.  As usual, it's about paternity testing.  The main focus is this woman who has tested 9 guys before on Maury, all nega...
Posted by EG on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

I Heart Charlie Brown

My favorite thing about this time of year is that I can watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special without seeming crazy.  Ginsberg gets neutered tomorrow.  There's nothing quite like living...
Posted by EG on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

There's way too many ostriches...Why are there so many ostriches?

Way too much stuff going on... First off, we're moving again at the end of the week.  We're just moving about a mile away.  In case you haven't heard, we got robbed a few weeks ago.  We...
Posted by EG on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

I'm getting a bike!

Now that the weather is nice and I have some extra dough, I can finally get a bike.  I've been told I can buy one from Nick's roommate for a small amount of money or a jar of jam.  He likes ...
Posted by EG on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

EG-isms Part II

I've been reminded of some more of my most brilliant moments: *  It takes 7 mix CD's to get from Tulsa to Austin. *  How much would it cost to eat what I'm smelling? *  Hugs not bugs. *...
Posted by EG on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

EG-isms

Those of you who know me well know that people confide in me and ask me for advice on a variety of problems and questions.  So I thought I would record my greatest hits of wisdom in this here blo...
Posted by EG on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:15:00 PST