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About Me

Why I'm cool:First the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came. Not long after that came me. It was a damndest thing. I mean think about the piles of crap your dog leaves in the yard. Now imagine your dog is the size of a bus. Sweet baby Jesus did it stink. There was no escape from it. The smell was just everywhere and it was impossible to get it off your shoes when you tripped face first into a pile of it. I made a living by, very carefully, stealing the hardened boogers from sleeping carnivores. I fashioned these magic nose goblins into useless trinkets that I then sold to tourists who passed by on the trolley. I remember very distinctly a misshapen, elderly couple from Des Moines buying a dream-catcher made from a single, hardened chunk of a T-Rex's postnasal drip. Wait a tick. That's not right at all. That was a dream I had about Jurassic Park the other night... What was I talking about again?

My Interests

I like to write, eat food, breathe, listen to music, play music and continue to be NOT dead. Any other interests will have to be left up to the imagination. They are many and varied and my kids will no doubt tell their therapists all about them some day, but I see no reason to let them read them out loud in stark black and white American English just yet.

I'd like to meet:

The Buddah, Ronald Reagan, Buckethead, David Gilmour, Jenny McCarthy and my inner child.
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Music:

A metric-Shitload. Seriously, when it comes to music there isn’t much I can’t listen to. I love groups like Tool, Incubus, Pink Floyd, the big Seattle four (Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden and Nirvana), Primus (and all things Les Claypool), Soulfly, Tenacious D, and way too many others to even try and list. Locally there’s always my brothers from Stemm. Music is important. Listen to it often and let it fill you up. It doesn’t matter so much what any one person likes because there’s just so damn much music out there. Regardless of your tastes there’s music out there for you. Enjoy it, that’s what it’s there for. But, most importantly love Stemm. Like some guy once said, "I am the way and the light. And he that does not believe that Stemm kickith ass will find no shelter here." Rock on my metal brothers and sisters. Rock on. Now use this widget to demand text updates of all upcoming Stemm shows to your mobile phone and God will grant you hundreds of sweaty moshers as your reward. .. That's right, I rock.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Seven, There's Something About Mary, Evil Dead 2, Serenity, Finding Neverland, Fear and Loathing, Harry Potter and Being John Malkovich. Best idea ever...

Television:

I like ALL things Joss Whedon, Lost, Arrested Development, 24 and playoff hockey. Oh yeah, I like cartoons too.

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Harry Potter, The Fountainhead, The Wheel of Time, Captain Underpants, Linear Algebra and Green Eggs and Ham. You know, anything at all. I’ll read just about anything that finds its way into my hands. I love reading and try to do a little of it everyday. It’s just part of what makes such an insufferable know-it-all.

Heroes:

Indiana Jones, George Carlin, Martha Stewert, Raul Duke, Jack Black, Lord Voldemort, Kalen, Abraham Lincoln and the kid that bags beer at the liquor store.

My Blog

My first ever Stemm blog!!!

    This is a repost of the blog I wrote for Stemm's Myspace page. I liked it so much I thought I'd post it here too. So, without further ado...Hi everyone. I'm Alex. I've gotten to kno...
Posted by That Guy on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:55:00 PST