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Eric

So sweet my mouth was seared, but the words you mouthed were sweeter

About Me


Currently working on the great american novel, which is a autobiographical fiction piece starring richard simmons. Still reading? Now on for the serious stuff - I'm a graduate student in my last semester and have reached a precipice. Trying to decide where I'll be come next year, we'll see! Some call me sarcastic, some witty, others a bastard. As you can see from my page, my sense of humor is all over the place and plays a big part in who I am. Things are'a changin', curious what life will bring me next! Planning on doing a lot of traveling in the next few years though.

Want to know more? Ask Bizzaro Michael Knight

My Hairy - Ass

My Interests

Working out, Guitar, Reading, Running, Photography, Music, Travel, Urban Dwellings, Hipster, Eclectic Music

I'd like to meet:

Batman??

Music:

The Eels, The Killers, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Cake, Depeche Mode, Joe Satriani, Michael Doughty, Soul Coughing, The Twilight Singers, The Afghan Whigs, Sneaker Pimps, Michael Hedges, Brian Setzer, The Stray Cats, John Mayer, The Misfits, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Toad the Wet Sprocket, B-52's, Elvis, Iggy Pop, 311, Barenaked Ladies, Incubus, Citizen Cope, Cypress Hill, Dave Matthews Band, Tim Reynolds, Van Halen, Pantera, Ween, AC/DC, The Bogmen, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Sound Garden, The Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang Clan, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Method Man, The Cure, Tom Waits, Frank Sinatra, The Rolling Stones, Sting, Sound Garden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Tool, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Ani DiFranco, Jonatha Brooke, Led Zep, Sublime, and a bunch more but this is all I can think of off the top of my head.

Movies:

The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, Weird Science, Real Geniuses, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Johnny Be Good, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Willow, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Austin Powers, Indiana Jones, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, The Transporter, American Psycho, Golden Child, Casablanca, The 5 Deadly Venoms, Kung-Fu Hustle, Enter the Dragon, Monty Python, Sin City, Blade Runner, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Cool Hand Luke, The Big Lebowski, Better Off Dead, Beauty and the Beast, Aladin, most other disney or pixar animations, Young Frankenstein, Night Watch, Day Watch, Snatch, 40 year old virgin, 50 first dates, Oceans 11, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Christmas Story, Super Troopers, Beer Fest, Anchorman, Always, Big Trouble in Little China, Groundhog Day, Clash of the Titans, Grandma's Boy, Clerks, Mad Max, Old School, Old Boy, Ong-Bak, Running Man, 7 Samurai and all Kurosawa films, V for Vendetta, The Great Escape, Big Fish, Once

Television:

I'm rarely watching TV anymore. When I do it's usually Conan O'Brien, Discovery, National Geographic, Myth Busters, The Office, and I'm sure a few more.

My Blog

Random Musings

Yes, it's the moment you've all been clammering for ... I have decided to post a new blog. I haven't been feeling very inspired or motivated lately to create one, but I have passed that by attaining a...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST

Spotlight

I *almost* made a serious blog, but decided not. Who wants to hear the serious side, when you get gold like this new piece?!?! We all have heroes, and this month I decided to put the spotlight on a ma...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:01:00 PST

Superman - Revisited

Many of you (my 5 subscribers, and everyone who I harass to read my blogs) will remember my Superman tribute from many moons back. I happened to stumble across a little gem today that reminded me that...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:55:00 PST

Afro Samurai

I'm not one to brag but . . . shhhhhhMysterious samurai saves Police in UK Tue 10:50pm A samurai sword wielding vigilante has come to the rescue of two Police officers when they wer...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

And the award goes to . . .

Awkward Silence of the Year Award goes to ESPNU analyst Brian Kinchen. Congrats Brian!! ...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

For Sale!!

Authentic Tony Romo TEARS - $36 3 authentic Tony Romo tears. Captured in Seattle, Washington on the night of the 1st round playoff loss to the Seahawks. Only serious responses, please. ...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Christmas Part II & Playoffs!

K, originally I wasn't going to post Christmas II, but I figured I had to since the other one is titled Christmas I. I mean, it HAS to have a sequel, or else it would mean that I'm a tease - which I'...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

Christmas - Part I

Who knows if there will be a Part II, but I like to be optimistic!Christmas is about enjoying time with your loved ones, recalling all the great past memories, and of course - exchanging gifts with th...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

The Stabone!!

    German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One SecondA German firm has developed a spray-on condom for all your lifestyle needs. The liquid condom come...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Don't Smoke Crack!!

LAKELAND -- A man who was attacked by an alligator this morning was naked and smoking crack at the time, Polk County deputies who rescued him said today. The alligator had the man in his jaws when dep...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST