A Living will.....? |
A Living will.....?While watching a NASCAR Race a couple weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:44:00 GMT |
Great Story |
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks g...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:44:00 GMT |
men vs women |
Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:09:00 GMT |
Bubba |
Twenty-eight years ago, Bubba Thibodeaux, a Louisiana man from deepinthe bayou, was drafted by the Army.On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.That afternoon, an Army dentist ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:05:00 GMT |
Quick Sanity Test |
The Bathtub Sanity Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, andthis should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asy...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 00:49:00 GMT |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or phar...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
A Texas fan, a Cyclone fan, and an Iowa fan |
A Texas fan, a Cyclone fan, and an Iowa fan were outriding horses one day. At one point, the Texas fan pulled out a bottle ofexpensive bourbon, took a long swig, threw the bottle to the ground, pulled...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:11:00 GMT |
My Resignation |
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four s...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:00:00 GMT |
Reason why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives |
26 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. I...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:23:00 GMT |
Cowboy |
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to ta...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:17:00 GMT |
