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Miguel

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About Me

im a really chill lad. i can get along with pretty much anyone and everyone as long as theyre not a flaming "douche bag" and if theyre french. dam the french! thats just an inside joke. blah. im athletic so i love sports especially soccer and football. GO SKINS. a soccer ball can probably turn me on more then most woman. im always down to chillax with mi amigos and amigas but when it comes time to party i go into party mode and all i hear is go time go time go time.
AB0UT ME
Y0U CAN KALL ME // i have so many nicknames
SiNG ME A BiRTHDAY S0NG 0N // when im drunk
THE B0YS/GiRLS ARE H0TTER iN // Kazakhstan
M0MMY GAVE ME A // everything
iM SCARED 0F // the french and their arm pits
MY TRADE MARK PHRASE iS // go time i think
i SLEEP iN CLASS AT // george mason go pats
i WANT T0 G0 T0 C0LLEGE AT // queens
i THiNK THE STUPiDEST THiNG iS // popping your collar
i CAN ALWAYS EAT // food period. im a fat kid at heart
i AM ADDiCTED T0 // stuff
i L0VE T0 WEAR // socks especially during sex
FAV0RiTE ...
RAP S0NG anything atmosphere outkast. mainstream blows
R0CK S0NG just no emo please. classic rock is for gods
ST0RY T0 TELL haha ask mi amigos and amigas
SH0ES something comfortable
C0L0R dont care
ANiMAL dogs cause they hump things
TiME 0F DAY im never awake in the morning
C0ND0M suck ass but thank God theyre around
GiRLS NAME big bertha
B0YS NAME bertha
LETTER M
THiNG T0 D0 anything worth while
0UT 0F MY FRiENDS ...
THE FUNNiEST iS -- theyre all pretty funny
THE L0UDEST iS -- mate or brian
THE SHYEST iS -- jawanza
THE TALLEST iS -- mate
THE SH0RTEST iS -- meghan or jibbles i think
THE Y0UNGEST iS -- caroline
THE 0LDEST iS -- johnny green
THE WiLDEST iS -- john wood. no contest i dont care who you are
THE BEST PARENTS BEL0NG T0 -- Mr. Garafolo the man is a god
MY SEC0ND H0ME BEL0NGS T0 -- theres a couple
i TELL ALL MY SECRETS T0 -- no need in telling that secret
THE 0NE i HAVE KN0WN THE L0NGEST -- baer
EiTHER // 0R
SiNGLE 0R RELATi0NSHiP depends
DAY 0R NiGHT night
SCARY M0ViES 0R FUNNY M0ViES funny
AMERiCAN EAGLE 0R ABERCR0MBiE ask me a more homosexual question
SiNGLE DATE 0R GR0UP DATE single but group dates have their moments
BLACK &&& WHiTE 0R C0L0R i dont look good in green
SWiMMiNG iN THE 0CEAN 0R A P00L pool the ocean has fucking sharks
MC D0NALDS 0R BURGER KiNG five guys
TELEViSi0N 0R C0MPUTER both
H0TT 0R C0LD hott......
EAST BANK 0R WEST BANK east. im no hippie
WHAT D0 Y0U THiNK 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR...
L0VE is blind
H0TT i am quite sexy
CRUNK go time
P0L0 makes sweet shirts
BALLS soccer
KiSS please dont be a bad kisser
PiNK a laases happy spot
SUMMER possibilities are endless
SCH00L has its moments
CELLULAR DEViCE text me. i hate talking on the phone for the most part
WENiS thats what you kids are calling it these days
MASTACATE fo sho
HAVE Y0U EVER...
SKiNNY DiPPED? yup
KiSSED S0ME0NE 0F THE SAME SEX? no dice thank god
SH0PLiFTED? nope believe it or not
G0TTEN BEATEN UP? no
BEATEN S0ME0NE UP? yes but the kid was a douche
G0TTEN DUMPED? i have been
LiED T0 S0ME0NE T0 MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER?
DYED Y0UR HAiR? our captains at york wanted the whole team to get highlights. haha what a bunch of fags
SNUCK 0UT 0F Y0UR H0USE? haha that was my middle name for a while
BEEN KiSSED iN THE RAiN? ill only kiss a girl in the rain. infact if it werent for thunderstorms id probably still have my precious vcard
D0 Y0U...
WANT T0 GET MARRiED? not anytime soon
CURSE A L0T? i do when im on the field
BELiEVE iN Y0URSELF? i can cure cancer and aids. im just taking my sweet time
THiNK Y0U ARE ATTRACTiVE? id do me
EAT SUSHi? i youst to hate sushi but now ill eat it off a girl in the shower
HAVE ANY TATT00S? not yet but ill get one eventually
THiNK Y0U SiNG WELL? when im drunk i am the grammys nucka
LiKE WHEN PE0PLE PLAY WiTH Y0UR HAiR? not when im about to sleep
LiKE T0 DANCE? i have dance dance revolution in my bathroom and kitchen. if you know me then you know i got me some moves
HAVE A CELL PH0NE? indeed
HAVE A HEADACHE FR0M THiS SURVEY? naw bull
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

anything and everything

I'd like to meet:

dont care just dont be a queer

Music:

music is the most sexual thing on this planet next to my pants. im definitely a fan of the hip hop and trance scene because without that shit it wouldnt be go time when your clubbing cause people i got moves that will make yo eyes spin and yo panties drop. but when its time to chill out im all about the marley and sublime, that kinda stuff. its the only thing that can relax my crazy ass when im about to explode. rock and or roll is sexual also and i gotta give a shoutout to my underground lads like atmosphere and company fo sho

Movies:

beerfest, anchorman, zoolander, constantine, billy madison, happy gilmore, a night at the roxbury, kill bill, ong bak, super troopers, corky romano, jay and silent bob, blow, fight club, snatch, boondock saints, american psycho, harold and kumar, hot shots part duex, fear and loathing in las vegas, not another teen movie, mallrats, last samurai, saving private ryan, thin red line, grandmas boy, old school, true romance, thank you for smoking and the list just goes on so no dice for the rest of them

Television:

chappelle show, sports center, sports games, family guy, aqua teen, daily show, colbert report, robot chicken, history channel, discovery channel. whatever they have cool stuff and cant think of anything anymore cause my head hurts

Books:

havent read a book in forever. i went into the library a couple weeks into my freshman year of college with some guys on my team and ive never felt so confused and out of place. it was almost scary. ill read sports illustrated and ill read up on current events. believe it or not i actually like to read stuff about animals but only the cool ones that hump and kill things, so... much beastiality. i also like to read books about war and stuff like that but other then all of the above every other book can blow me.

Heroes:

my madre, me and if im not your hero ill be your hero eventually