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*ABM*

''Pimpin Aint Easy... But Its Necessary''

About Me

This is a crew profile. ABM means all bout money, basically the crew consists of John Hedl, John Miller, and Dick Bates, but were taking applications you bitchass muh fuhs .Were so Fuckin popular and people know us wherever we go and if they dont know us right off the mother fuckin bat they get to know us real quick and give us sex or money before we cap a bitch, We are the most bad ass motherfuckers and we run streets all over. Now Hedl and Miller are the pimps out of the crew, we called J2 or john squared, i cant even describe how much sex we get either i mean we up there they real fly and all the girls like them. Bates is the yung wun, he's the newest addition to the group but none the less a boss, he's hard as shit and wont hesitate to shoot you in the ass wit a airsoft gun when you step the fuck outta line... Lastly, i mean what can i say..... Get Down Or Lay Down Mother Fuckers. *ABM*___

My Interests

Partyin, Girls, Music, SEX, Malt liquor aka 40s bitch, i mean what the fuck else would i mean i should shoot a bitch, and i can, anyway DAMN like i was sayin......... were all immortal i mean weve been shot at least 8 times each millz and hedl straight in the left side of the chest and we pulled through, a girl also once bit bates's penis when she was suckin that shit, he pulled through as well........thats gangsta shit, oh and we do smoke weed all day long when we get a break from pimpin and basically ownin these streets, which aint too motha fuckin often, we have the big cities under wraps like NY and Cali and if youu aint herrrrd the news im known to speak truth........SO LISTEN THE MOTHER FUCK UP while i smoke this joint and get light headed while cuddle your fuckin teddy lil bitch ass ''get down'' or lay down either way ima empty this oozz.

I'd like to meet:

All the pimps, gangsters and hustlers in the world so we can sit around watching mad niggerish movies and talk about how good it is bein a pimp also Aunt Jemima... she makes some bangin ass syrup

Music:

Rap and Rock, WUTANG

Movies:

OUR LIVES,PORNO with lots of boobs

Television:

yeah its a flat screen real expensive , we dont gotta steal no more cause we pimp and sell lots of drugs

Books:

...............WE CANT READ OR SWIM

Heroes:

WEED, BOOBS, SEX, GOLDEN TEETH, MONEY, OUR PARENTS, We like pancakes a whole fuckin lot too