THE DRUNKEN SEVERED HEAD SHOW!!! |
DRUNKEN SEVERED HEAD SIGHTING!!!That's right--I received a copy of "THE DRUNKEN SEVERED HEAD SHOW" in the mail, popped it into my DVD player, and sure enough, I sighted him right off. Or perhaps it wo...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:26:00 GMT |
PORFLE PRESENTS: "OF HUMMINGBIRDS AND MEN" |
(originally posted at Andersonvision.com)Sometimes I like to pretend that the Wolf Man and I are hog farmers and that, at the county fair, I get to put my hog next to the Wolf Man's hog. Would you li...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:23:00 GMT |
PORFLE PRESENTS: THE SARAH SILVERMAN NON-INTERVIEW |
(originally posted at Andersonvision.com)One day it occurred to me that it would be totally cool to interview Sarah Silverman! Not only would the interview be interesting for people to read, but scor...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:21:00 GMT |
PETTICOAT MONSTERS |
Come and ride the spooky trail to an a-re-a, full of monsters You'll find a little town called Visaria, where there's monstersLotsa graves, bein' filled N'even more, when you're killed By the monsters...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:48:00 GMT |
PORFLE PRESENTS: DOG MAN!!! |
(Originally posted at Andersonvision.com)So many of the other animals and even insects have been represented by superheroes -- Batman, Catwoman, Spiderman, Wolverine, The Tick, etc. -- but to my know...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:03:00 GMT |
PORFLE VS. GENE RODDENBERRY!!! |
(originally posted at Andersonvision.com)I remember the time I tried to accuse Gene Roddenberry of stealing the idea for "Star Trek" from me. It wasn't true, of course, but I saw an opportunity for b...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 12:31:00 GMT |
PORFLE VS. THE GIANT RADIOACTIVE APES!!! |
(originally posted at Andersonvision.com)Back when I was a teenager growing up in Howdyville, our resident ape expert was a pleasant old fellow by the name of "Apes" O'Malley. He lived on a beautiful...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 14:54:00 GMT |
PORFLE AND VAN HELSING VERSUS DRACULA!!! |
(Originally posted at ANDERSONVISION.COM) When I was in college, one of the most unusual summer jobs I ever had was as a vampire hunter's assistant. I didn't know what to expect when I answered the "...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:43:00 GMT |
"THE DAY MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN TRIED TO JOIN THE WOMEN'S OLYMPIC GYMNASTICS TEAM" |
One day, actor Michael Clarke Duncan, whom you may know better as "John Coffy" in THE GREEN MILE and "Bear" in ARMAGEDDON, walked into the offices of the United States Gymnastics Federation and went ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:12:00 GMT |
PORFLE MEETS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!! |
I was walking through the park one day, enjoying the cool, fragrant breezes and the song of the meadowlark and all that stuff, when suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger fell out of a tree and landed on a l...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:31:00 GMT |
