WHAT CAN I SAY... I'M THE COOLEST DUDE ON THE PLANET! ASK ANYBODY... JUST SAYN! AND, THE CHICKS IN THIS TOWN HAVE ME MORE CONFUSED THAN A HUNGRY BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR!!! I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD... CUZ TO BE MY FRIEND, YOU GOTTA BRING SOMETHN TO THE TABLE, SO TO ALL MY FRIENDS... GOOD JOB! I'M A BIG OLE SUM BITCH, BUT I DONT CONSIDER MYSELF FAT, AND AS LONG AS I CAN LOOK DOWN AND SEE THE BOYS, IM NOT GONNA CONSIDER MYSELF FAT, LOL... WATCHA THINK BOUT THAT?..
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