The best engine |
The
best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its
self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own
oil change. It's just a pity the management system i...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:43:00 GMT |
you must have this |
http://www.pmsbuddy.com/index.php everyone should have this
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:12:00 GMT |
PET RULES part 2 |
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:58:00 GMT |
PET RULES |
PET RULESTo be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food....
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:54:00 GMT |
time for change |
s0 i hear it all the time he will make a good progect i can fix him i can change him .
we can rebiuld him faster stronger better oh sry bad tv show flash back damn i hate it when that happends
back t...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:34:00 GMT |
FUCK !!!!!!! |
so i got the 08 cobalt fri and it fuckin rock this car makes the 06 forplay but we have come to the 1st problem the $1200 in new wheels that i got last week dont fit on the new car so now i...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:06:00 GMT |
DRUNK DIALING THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!! |
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages...1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 t...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:36:00 GMT |
baby got a new pair of shoes |
so it was time for new tires so why not wheels to cuz stock sucks that's why so before and after
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:52:00 GMT |
Tips for Meeting Your Future Self |
At some point, time travel will be invented and your future self will come back to warn you about something. Be prepared by following these tips.1. Have a secret questionBe wary of evil future s...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:12:00 GMT |
For all the men who forgot their anniversary! |
DANGER: Don't try this at home! Ed was in trouble: He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. S...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:54:00 GMT |
