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Camilla

All is vanity and vexation of spirit.

About Me

My great uncle Arthur's first job was in a butcher shop. At the end of his first day he swept the entire place, and then the butcher told him to dump the dustpan into the meatgrinder. He lasted another week before taking off. He became a merchant marine and never ate a sausage again.I am also related to Captain Morgan.
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My Interests

singing... whisky in the coffee... contact mics... becoming an amateur handyman out of necessity... practicing bartok for children on a sort of broken piano... 100 tones... writing letters... embroidering... canning... bourbon... red velvet cake... theoretically, offal... making marshmallows... bongos... bicycles... mincemeat... Ancient Greek... good poetry... Werner Heisenberg and the Uncertainty Principle... thriftstores... records... mobius strips... mixtapes... amateur and pro boxing... bible studies (knowing the length of a cubit)... short stories... autoharps... gift-giving...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a tambourine bruise. Someone with a skeleton key. People who memorize fairytales. The underemployed. Trainspotters. Someone who can teach me to build simple electronics. Friendly ghosts. Most of all, a wealthy patron of my arts.

Books:

The Book of Ebenezer LePage - G.B. Edwards, Living at the Movies - Jim Carroll, The Happy Prince - Oscar Wilde, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept - Elizabeth Smart, All those Russians (Mayakovsky, Dostoevsky, Lermontov, Gogol...), Donald Barthelme, Bohumil Hrabal, Anne Carson, Emily Bronte, Flannery O'Connor, Carson McCullers, Henry Miller, Yukio Mishima, George Saunders, Raymond Carver, Robinson Jeffers... Short stories! Fairytales! Cookbooks! Comics! $2 Comes With Mixtape

Heroes:

You and yours.