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Poolie

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About Me

Hey. Once upon a time, two people decided to fornicate and it's how I was made. I've been through a lot of things in life. Women, jobs, money, alcohol. Hahaha. Not really. But maybe.I grew up in a small town in Nebraska that is about 300 people big. I went to high school and graduated. From there I went to the University of Nebraska where I spent 4 glorious years... well 3 if you want to count the time I was actually going to class, trying to earn a degree. After I eventually pissed that down my leg, I decided I had to do something new with my life.This is where what I do now comes into to play. I am currently in the United States Air Force and we are Above All. This is what the commercial says anyways. I do like what I do and the people that I am surrounded with. I currently reside in Virginia at Langley AFB. That's enough about that.I consider myself quiet when you're first getting to know me. Once you get around me, you'll realize that I'm not very shy and I am probably what most would consider a little "awkward". Kind of like the first date where you don't know where or what the hell to talk about so you just kind of stare at the floor until you think of something that you think is fun to talk about so you ask and that conversation lasts about 3 minutes and then you have to stare at the floor again until you think of something else. Or you try and hold their hand but you don't know how to go about it. I don't know if I'm really that awkward, but that's fine. I am goofy in a lot of ways. Mainly goofy looking.I feel that I am here to put smiles on people's faces and to brighten and improve shitty days for everyone. This is what I enjoy doing, this is me in a long drawn out introduction. Anything that you want to know about me, you can just ask, and I'll probably give you the wrong answer, but it's the answer I choose to give. I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

Playing boardgames in rush hour traffic, running with metal rods through an open field during lightning storms, playing basketball on a unicycle without a seat, Flt Medicine paperwork, playing tennis when the ball is lit on fire

I'd like to meet:

Whoever
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Music:

Anything

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, anything funny, Waiting, they're all on the top right now

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, Unhitched, Two and a Half Men, WWE RAW, South Park, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama

Books:

The Good Book, the stories of Jesus Tyler --
[noun]:

An erotic popsicle

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Heroes:

Hmmm, Parentals

My Blog

When Lacking Sleep...

This is a little helpful hint for all of my friends that lack sleep.  I lack a lot of sleep.  But I also try not to complain or bitch too much about how little I sleep.  Here are situat...
Posted by Poolie on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

Easy Way Out of Things

I only prefer working hard at some things in life. If I can make my life easier by making the task easier, then yes, I am going to have at it that way. If my life was as easy as opening presents on Ch...
Posted by Poolie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

MASTURBATION

This is a fair warning to all readers. If you're uncomfortable about masturbation, or me talking about masturbating, or are disturbed by visions of me masturbating, please stop reading right now. It i...
Posted by Poolie on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST