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Jessica

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm married to a 27 year old who is going on 10 and have a beautiful daughter with him. I live for the weekend and love being with my friends. I'm also a shopping addict and love cheap beer(Lone Star!). My family and friends are everything to me and I'm blessed to have them all.

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My Interests

Things I love; my family, dressing KyLee in footie pajamas, scary movies, the lake, my dog, bull riders, Gap Dream, shoes, having pissing contests with Kyle, (not those kind you perv)-just having fun period.

Music:

Depends.

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Vincent, Adaptation, The Birdcage, Fargo,Wedding Crashers, Sideways, Anchorman, To Wong Foo- Thanks for Everything, Big Fish, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Zoolander, Dazed and Confused, and anything with Johnny Depp or Christopher Walkin.

Television:

Scrubs, Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books:

Lolita and Inside the Kingdom(Carmen Bin Laden)

My Blog

Just don't forget about it.

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Posted by Jessica on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

I love this!

 There are three religious truths:1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2). Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3)Baptists do not recognize e...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

Thanks for the laugh Stacia.

  SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting ...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST