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PikeyMikey

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to get IN this tub.

About Me

I am who I am, and if anyone doesn't like it then they can go away. And by go away I mean.....DIE!!! Jus kidding. I don't really know what to say about myself. I've been sitting here thinking about something good or funny to write, but dammit I can't think of anything. I'm bouncing my right leg too, and I don't really know why but I can't stop. Anyways, I think way too much about things. Little things that shouldn't require a full second of thought. I sort of think that my mind is deteriorating. Sometimes good memories make me sad. I guess because I have doubts that the rest of my life will yield any more good memories. Speaking of sad.....the belief that we don't live forever is VERY sad in my opinion. I believe that I will live forever, but my beliefs about "God" are a bit cloudy. I don't think that our creator is an old guy up there in the clouds that wants to punish us forever if we don't do what he says. I also don't believe that "he" has a plan for our life either. I believe in free will, and that our world is shaped by our beliefs. I think that the majority, if not all, of Christians are hypocrites. Take our Christian president for example. He cheated his way into the presidency, lied about the wmds in Iraq, is continuing to fuck that country up in the name of revenge for 9/11, and yet he won a second election. Why? I'd say it's because he's anti-Gay and pro-life. Which was his major subjects of the election. So of course that catches the eye of all the Christians in America. Anyways, enough of that. I guess my main goal is to be happy. That's all I really have to say about myself...
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My Interests

Music, hangin out with friends, playin Halo for hours, videojuegos, paintball, nature, affection, sex, dreaming, crystals, spirituality, achieving goals, travelling, ridin 4-wheelers, Lucky Charms, all good food, fishing, playin tennis, good memories, smokin tha weeed mon, being wealthy and/or happy

I'd like to meet:

(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)Christopher Walken, Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Antonio Banderas, Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Ron Jeremy, Dave Chappelle, Criss Angel, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Stephen King, Rob Van Dam, Sting, Bret Hart, HHH, Goldust, Kane(I think), George W. Bush so I can give him a Stonecold Stunner, Quentin Tarantino, Conan O'Brien, Christy Hemme, Tera Patrick, Jennifer Connelly, Kate Beckinsale, other hot women, and cool people that I feel good around.

Music:

Anything with a good melody, beat, and sound.

Movies:

Scarface, Snatch, X-men, Starsky and Hutch, Doom, Lord of War, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Braveheart, Gladiator, Troy, War of the Worlds, Seven, The Hills Have Eyes, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Shining and the new remake(which both scared the shit outta me I might add), Event Horizon(also made me poo my pants), It, Dreamcatcher, Carrie, Pet Semetary 1 and 2, Spiderman 1 and 2, The Star Wars movies, Hulk, The Punisher, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Little Nicky, Bio-Dome, Kung Pao, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Deuce Bigalow, Waynes World 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Grandma's Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, Vanilla Sky, The Butterfly Effect, and of course The Lion King. There's lots more but I don't feel like typin em all.

Television:

Southpark, Nip/Tuck, Friends, Survivorman, Drawn Together, X-files, That 70s Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, MXC, WWE Raw/Smackdown, Chappelle Show, Unexplained, How it's Made, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Just Shoot Me, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, AquaTeen Hungerforce, Wondershowzen, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Dirty Jobs, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Biography, Supergroup

Books:

Anything spiritual(not religious), books about psychic abilities and the supernatural, most Stephen King books, the Goosebumps series from back in tha school days, and that's about it. I don't read much fiction. One of my favorites is Anything Can Be Healed by Martin Brofman.

Heroes:

Ummm Brian Boitano, of course!

My Blog

My thoughts

I just wanna be happy.........but what the hell IS happiness? Every day seems to slip out of my grip of presence 'a mind. If I could bitchslap my mind I would. I need it. I feel dead! Maybe ...
Posted by PikeyMikey on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

Damn you, Taco Bell!!!

In yet another predictable, unforgettable, and dare I say unforgivable, tragedy.......Taco Bell has gipped me out of another steak quesadilla. Bastards! Grrrrrr, Taco Bell. Grrrrrrrrr I guess tha...
Posted by PikeyMikey on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Quantum Physics

This is a really cool article I received in an e-mail soooo.................enjoy! QUANTUM PHYSICS AND THE LAW OF ATTRACTION"If thoughts can do that to water, imagine what our thoughts can d...
Posted by PikeyMikey on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:42:00 PST

I feel sad :(

Though I'm not complaining I feel sad right now. I'm thankful for the emotion, because I feel more alive than usual. Apathy is my usual aquaintance; sometimes lethargy. So I hold on to the sadness as ...
Posted by PikeyMikey on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

Towelie was my 100th friend..........!

Ladies and gentlemen yes, it's true. Towelie was #100. ;lasdjfla;sjopas; (cough) excuse me. Anyways, here's to you my little blue dude. I smoked a big o fatty fo ya........yep I sure did. hehe I have ...
Posted by PikeyMikey on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:24:00 PST