Changes A Commin'! |
OK Bitches!!! I'm making changes and taking my time on it. Enjoy the pictures of the hottest man on Earth,and my perfect daughter. Oh, and whatever else is there. Give it time. It will be my best yet!...
Posted by Justin Case on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST |
Booty Call Bitches!!!!!!! |
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2006, by_______________________, between __________________ and _________________....
Posted by Justin Case on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST |
True Friendship |
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you sm...
Posted by Justin Case on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST |
Men...simplified! |
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. ...
Posted by Justin Case on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:34:00 PST |
How To Make Sure I'm Dead (living Will) |
New Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitelyby artificial means. Under no...
Posted by Justin Case on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:22:00 PST |
I Ain't Politically Correct. |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bagWhy is divorce so exp...
Posted by Justin Case on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST |
We Ain't Nothin' But Animals. |
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running t...
Posted by Justin Case on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST |
We men are idiots. That's why we die younger than women! |
Why Women Outlive Men
While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete at 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load...
Posted by Justin Case on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST |
...and I don't care! |
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our own shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mos...
Posted by Justin Case on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:55:00 PST |
Best Excuse Ever!!! |
A senior citizen in Texas bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He tookoff down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind flowingthrough what little hair he had left on his head. "This...
Posted by Justin Case on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST |
