..Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season: The Jimmy-Buffett Hurricane ScaleCategory One Hurricane:
Winds 74-95 mph (64-82 kt or 119-153 km/hr). Tin Cup Challice. Stumble down to Louie's Backyard and have a Bloody Mary. Get out of the rain for awhile.Category Two Hurricane:
Winds 96-110 mph (83-95 kt or 154-177 km/hr). Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw. Barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew. We're gonne be here awhile longer.Category Three Hurricane:
Winds 111-130 mph (96-113 kt or 178-209 km/hr). Boat Drinks.....Waitress I need two more boat drinks!Category Four Hurricane:
Winds 131-155 mph (114-135 kt or 210-249 km/hr). Margaritaville. Blew off my roof top... just like a pop top! Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.Category Five Hurricane:
Winds greater than 155 mph (greater than 135 kt or 249 km/hr). Incommunicado. Leavin' such a hole in ... Everything! Trying to find whats left of my home
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