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About Me

I FUCKIN' RULE, BITCHES!!!!

My Interests

Does it really fucking matter what I like? How much you wanna bet that I can be friends with you and not agree with a single fucking thing you think?

I'd like to meet:

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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

Swisher Sweet
You're Swisher Sweet! Very traditional old style cigarettes... a cigar taste that leaves most gasping for air...

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Music:

Anything Cash before 1970 and after 2002.

Movies:

How about this? I like movies. I really do. I'll fucking watch any movie ever if I don't have to pay. And I'll watch most of 'em even if I do have to pay.

Television:

Brady Bunch, Cosby Show, Partrige Family, Leave it to Beaver, all them shows where it seemed like the whole fucking family was on LSD.

Books:

Cash by Johnny Cash. And comic books. Daredevil, Sin City, and WWII comics from like 1960 to like 1980.

Heroes:

My Daddy. My Grand Daddy. My brother Dean. My brother Sean. My sister Shannon. And so totally my Mother. And the Marlboro man too. He's pretty sweet.

My Blog

I'm fully confidant I'm meant to be an under rated actor.

Zach tells me I'm Steve Buscemi with better teeth. But he only says that because I bitch about every thing like Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. It's true I do. I was also raised up a shakespearean actor....
Posted by El Capitan! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

ROCKY BALBOA!!

He has always been my hero. He's pretty much been everybody's hero. So what if he's over the hill and pushing the same story for a buck for the last 30 years. He's my fucking hero and he never let me ...
Posted by El Capitan! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST

MONSTER BALLADS!

I AM THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE WITH YOU! Yeah. I listen to shitty music. But I'll make you listen to it too. But that song rules any way. So guess what. I love you all. But the ones with boobs I love mo...
Posted by El Capitan! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

LIT UP!

Oh yeahYou wanna find itC'mon yeah I'm on a planeWith cocaineAnd yes I'm all lit up againCough up loveAnd touch upYour mama said packing lines is sin And yes I'm all lit up againOn the couch, in my be...
Posted by El Capitan! on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:13:00 PST

I'd like to extend an invitation to all of you that can make it.

However, I will decline your invite if I don't want you to come, UP TO MY CABIN! It's my birthday next weekend. But wait. It gets better. It's also (only if they all come) Kelly, Alex, and Allie's bir...
Posted by El Capitan! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:58:00 PST

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

I'm better than everyone. Nobody knows why. I just am. It's weird. You're gonna feel bad. You're gonna think you're better. You might be. But you're wrong. Because you'll never convince me of anything...
Posted by El Capitan! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST

Man. I need to quit drinking.

That may be so. But I'm getting drunk this weekend. I'm buying. WHO WANTS A SIXER?
Posted by El Capitan! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

QUICK! Somebody date me!

I'm smart, funny and full of money. On the negative side I bitch about the world constantly as well as smoke cigarettes and these days I'm kind of on a drinking binge. But I'm really cool and have bea...
Posted by El Capitan! on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:05:00 PST

FUCK YOU!

Did I tell the world that I am now the second richest person in my clan of friends? HELL YEAH! So that's cool. But then I go to the store and I got to buy a pack a smokes because I'm out see, and the ...
Posted by El Capitan! on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST

I GOT A PROMOTION!

I did. I'm an Admiral now. So awesome.Doesn't it just make you want to masturbate?
Posted by El Capitan! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:41:00 PST