Lumpen the 3rd

So your thinking about being robbe?

Tips on Crime Prevention When being robbed, remain as calm as possible. Don't make any quick or sudden movements. Often the criminal is as scared and nervous as you. Remember: over 45% of first-time r...
Posted by Lumpen the 3rd on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:56:00 PST

ur fired

If I Ran My Own Company "Paulson, you have three seconds to tell me why you're fired.""But I ""You're fired." "Henderson, you have leukemia.""I""But I kid. Actually, you're just fired. See,...
Posted by Lumpen the 3rd on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST