HOLY SHIT |
A former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night. She thinks it over, and she decides to accept...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Not That Funny.. |
A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks."
Her d...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:48:00 PST |
Funny Joke But Truth |
Little Mary was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs fucking on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so sh...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST |
Funny As Hell |
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer wit...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Moths Save Us All |
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," ...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:42:00 PST |
Oh My God! |
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. Theyll go to heaven and youll take ...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Condom Laughter |
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made.
"Olympic condoms?" s...
Posted by Jezze on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:38:00 PST |
What is a blog really? |
Can anyone out there really say what a blog entry is? Because out of the things that I have read from others it's just things that people want to say.. And they know that others will read it eventuall...
Posted by Jezze on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:13:00 PST |
New Friends! |
I had someone that I never new send me a message. Trying to get my attention. And I was told to read another persons blog just to see that this person had written avout me. I was impressed that this g...
Posted by Jezze on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST |
