Anyone that doesn't run away screaming at the site of oysters, that dresses for comfort rather than success, that believes ants shouldn't live in farms, that agrees censor or critic shouldn't be job titles, that can find joy in crayon art, that doesn't believe the Weather Channel actually employs real meteorologists, that yells Geronimo and isn't being attacked by Indians, that thinks Sponge Bob actually has a point, that doesn't have the illusion Tom is actually their friend, that enjoys the phrase "No Cover", that thinks warning labels are a bureaucrats' way of job security, that understands McDonalds isn't responsible for their weight, and isn't superficial, hypocritical, or into show tunes. I am especially interested in meeting dyslexics with DDA, and women that would rather forget a disturbing experience as opposed to pressing charges. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow