You think you know, but you have no idea. This is the story of Denise L. Rinelli.This story begins one day in fifth grade. Denise was happily skipping down the halls of Willow Ridge (her elementary school) when she suddenly got smacked with a large, hard object, directly in the face. Knocked unconscious and laying on the floor, a small group of Denise's classmates gathered round. "What happened?", little Mary Scia-Scia asked. But the boys in the class knew exactly what had happened. It was, in fact, her own, giii-normous, DD breast that whacked her upside her own head. They had spouted overnight and Denise, so focused on NOT failing math, had not even noticed the sudden overgrowth in the upper torso area. Additionally, those bad boys were not properly harnessed in, proving 3 snap bras invaluable (you know, the stuff they make bungee cords with).
This story goes on with a swift recovery and a shit-load of opposite-sex attraction. Sadly, Denise would go on to continually stretch out her sister's clothes and be the brunt of countless titty-fucking office jokes. The end.ok here it goes a little something about me! my name (tripple) D to the 'en to the I S E mutha fucka! Most of the time I am speechless. Like I can't find a candle of thought to find the words. But fortunately, right now I am in a very talkative mood. So I will tell you a little more about me. Well I am just fucking pure and plain old simple AWE to the SOME... AWESOME. I love myself and I think everyone should love me too. I need attention like a little bitch, I mean little whore. This morning I ripped the door handle from my Equinox. And yes that was random. So anyway, a recap, Denise is the name, I can roundhouse kick you in the nuts and drop your dad at Kmart so dont piss me off. Other than that, I have a great set of tits, which I totally love. I have named both my breasts so dont hesitate to ask me about my babies. I also have a pussy cat named linx. She is the coolest little cat any little (with big knockers) girl could want. Oh I also have a sister who is just like me but different, you know? she is a bitch like me and we are both proud of ourselves and just for your information like chocolate chip cookies, cause if I am not mistaken it sounded like somebody asked if I wanted a cookie. How do you like them apples now? huh? punk!
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Bettie Page!
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