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I drive people crazy. Up to you on what kinda crazy.
I drive myself crazy, I wish I could decide on what kinda crazy...
(Part 1)
Urhh...I'm too high all the time to know how I truly am like...
Mmmm....beer....
(Part 2)
...Okay so people tell me that I'm crazy. I party too much. I drink too much. I smoke too much. I sleep too much. I laugh too much. I screw too much. I use the computer too often. I read too often. I smile too much. I dance too often. I like animals too much. I like girls too much. I like black too much. I like engines too much. I love substance too much. I love the night too much. I opinionate too often. I keep to myself too much. I talk too much. I make faces too much. I squeeze my nipples too often.
Have I had enough?
Uuuggghhh... I'm hungry for more.
Vodka
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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(Part 3)
I'm a beach person. the "night" kind.
"Cuz we gonna get high again, we gonna get high again, we gonna get high again, then we gonna get back to the crib and fuck our brains out again sugrrr.."
I think I'm in love with Lisa Simpson. (No, I'm not a paedophile.)
You are Foreplay
What kind of sex are you?
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The "MASTER", okay?? Don't play play..! :P
The Kaizer's Guide to Living a Horribly Difficult and Almost Impossible Life:
To fight the good fight,
To win the good win,
To live the good life.
Never make empty promises,
And always keep them,
If you have to lie, make sure that it benefits everyone,
Never forget other people's goodwill towards you,
Try your best to make everyone around you happy,
And be happy that you try.
Add "there's no god around to help you", and there you have, yours truly!
How long more do you think before I finally totally break? Bets are open!!
The Kaizer has been listening to Philosomatika since 2004, and still going strong!
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