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Das Kaiser

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I drive people crazy. Up to you on what kinda crazy.
I drive myself crazy, I wish I could decide on what kinda crazy...
(Part 1)
Urhh...I'm too high all the time to know how I truly am like...


Mmmm....beer....

(Part 2)
...Okay so people tell me that I'm crazy. I party too much. I drink too much. I smoke too much. I sleep too much. I laugh too much. I screw too much. I use the computer too often. I read too often. I smile too much. I dance too often. I like animals too much. I like girls too much. I like black too much. I like engines too much. I love substance too much. I love the night too much. I opinionate too often. I keep to myself too much. I talk too much. I make faces too much. I squeeze my nipples too often.
Have I had enough?
Uuuggghhh... I'm hungry for more.
Vodka
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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(Part 3)
I'm a beach person. the "night" kind.
"Cuz we gonna get high again, we gonna get high again, we gonna get high again, then we gonna get back to the crib and fuck our brains out again sugrrr.."

I think I'm in love with Lisa Simpson. (No, I'm not a paedophile.)
You are Foreplay
What kind of sex are you?
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The "MASTER", okay?? Don't play play..! :P

Oh don't mind me, The Kaizer runs on 75% testosterone, 15% alcohol and 10% spiritual (free) energy; I'm environmentally friendly!
The Kaizer's Guide to Living a Horribly Difficult and Almost Impossible Life:

To fight the good fight,
To win the good win,
To live the good life.
Never make empty promises,
And always keep them,
If you have to lie, make sure that it benefits everyone,
Never forget other people's goodwill towards you,
Try your best to make everyone around you happy,
And be happy that you try.
Add "there's no god around to help you", and there you have, yours truly!
How long more do you think before I finally totally break? Bets are open!!
The Kaizer has been listening to Philosomatika since 2004, and still going strong!
Listen Now! (Broadband Needed)


My Interests

Finding meaning in it all..But until then, it's party time. Gonna have to keep it real~

I'd like to meet:

Not in order of preference:
Anybody that can tolerate my nonsense, or (impossibly) appreciate it!
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Are you a scientist that would be able to successfully detach my brain and put it in cool bubbling effervescent saline solution for a thorough washing and massage? Coz if you are, yah! yah!, I wanna meet you too!
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I'd like to meet nice people! I like nice people~ ;)
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Super-cool-super-funky-super-happy-super-sexy party people~!
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And once I'd killed every other worthless loser on earth, I'd like to meet, up close and "personal", hmm, Rebecca Tan, Sophie Marceau, Penelope Cruz, Josie Maran, Denise Keller, Sophie Moone, Sandra Shine, Jenna Jameson and lots more!!! And then we'll all make Earth the green paradise it was meant to be for all the animals on earth. Except for sand flies, mites, fleas, mosquitoes and cockroaches. Definitely.
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Last, but definitely not the least, YOU!
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okay wait. in retrospect, i'd like to meet Father Time. and load him up with sooooo much weed and ketamine, that I can finally experience a timeless life...

Music:

Party mode: HipHop, R&B, Jazz. Some of: Reggae, Goa Trance, DnB. A lot of: BM, DM.

Movies:

Braveheart, Shrek (1 & 2), Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Aliens series, Predator series, Green Mile, Sixth Sense, Senseless, Me Myself & Irene, Underworld, Gladiator, Titan AE, Ice Age, Monster's Inc, ConAir, Waterboy, Little Nicky, Lilo & Stitch, School of Rock, Mystery Men, Rat Race, Ocean's Eleven, 13th Warrior (man I love that country...), (Dammit there's too many to list.)

William Wallace, Braveheart

Elder Viktor, Underworld

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator

Television:

Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Outdoor Outtakes, Southpark, Monsters, Fraser, Babylon 5, Spin City, The Apprentice, Blue Planet, Most of Animal Planet, Just For Laughs, Funniest Animals (but I hope Matt Gallant fuckin' dies), Cow & Chicken, Power Puff Girls, The Itchy & Scratchy Show. If you ever liked FRIENDS, you're a hopeless idiot.

Monsters Inc

Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

Stewie, Family Guy

Books:

Lonewolf series, Bible Code, The Silver Sword, Of Mice and Men, Aliens series, Predator series, et-fuckin-c. Oh yeah, not forgetting Playboy, Penthouse and the likes.

Heroes:


-Daddy-O. President of the Galaxy.
-My Mom. I love her sooooooooo much. I just have difficulty showing it to her, so I just say it in cat language: "Meow! Meeeow! Meowmeowmeow!"
-My cat Yoyo and her family of cute kittens. There will never be any other cat in the world that can ever surpass you in any and every way..
-Emperor.
-Nile.
-Borknagar.
-(Older) COF.
-DMX. Keepin' it real.
-Mas Oyama.
-Last but not least, my alter ego. Heh.

My Blog

Were You Drunk on Sunday Night too?

As some of you already know, Saturday night was a (typically) weird night for me. Instead of driving towards the party, I was driving everyone, and myself, home. We were quietly driving down the road ...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:37:00 PST

TGIF Motherfuckers. Oh, ~SNAP~!

so it was to be, that we found ourselves back at the apartment again, sleeping off a tonne of buuuze and shit. heavy night, heavy heavy night. and the best part of it all, it was totally unplanned (i ...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:05:00 PST

I like laughing at myself

Been busy building a webportal these past few days after more than six years of total inactivity in the web department... Was asking for feedback from a fellow geek (Nick Mason, England Geek) and, wel...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

journey

(smashed, plastered, drunk, high, buzzed.. call it whatever you will, but nonetheless, i feel like writing something down right now.)still undergoing a journey of self realization, and discovery.good ...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST

still

Omarion - I'm Tryna...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST

boys will be boys! pt 2

"Ring ring, ring ring...""Hello?""Yeah?""Boring. How?""Have story, will travel!""Jogging?""Boring.""Dance?""Boring.""Drink?""Where?" "My house?""Boring. Need something physical, I've been sitting like...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

boys will be boys

arrr... well, what can i say? was so damned bored (nothing new), we decided to do something different."Hey let's try learn dancing?" said Guido Dos.We've been clubbing, buuzing and "dancing" for years...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

clear

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Posted by Das Kaiser on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:32:00 PST

a poem, for me..

iii, anno incendium. dissolution, part three Direct: Veoh.comAlternate: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=R0HSUR2J ...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

you know you drank too much.. (91.3FM St Valentines Day Massacre)

you know you drank too much yesterday when: first thing you do when you wake up is swear that you were made of scales, fish scales, instead of skin the first few phoencalls/ messages you send are thos...
Posted by Das Kaiser on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:19:00 PST