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About Me

As a young girl As a sophomore Louis Vuitton With reggaeton With your mother And the linens On a sandy lawn You're sitting onIs your bed made? But this feels so unnatural Is your sweater on? Peter Gabriel too Do you want to Like you know I do As a sophomore With reggaeton And the linens You're sitting on But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel tooCan you stay up To see the dawn In the colors Of Bennetton?Is your bed made Is your sweater on Do you want to Like you know I doBut this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel tooIs your bed made Is your sweater on Do you want to Like you know I do

My Interests

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I'd like to meet:

Every day for breakfast I have a bowl of instant oatmeal, then I don't do anything for an hour. Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?

Movies:

"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."

Television:

I was walking by a dry cleaner at three a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's three a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, "Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!"

Books:

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Heroes:

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I fucked up.

My Blog

i cant sleep

INSOMNIAC There are some nights whensleep plays coy,aloof and disdainful.And all the wilesthat I employ to winits service to my sideare useless as wounded pride,and much more painful....
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

you know what pisses me off?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As human beings we all want to be happy and free from miserywe have learned that the key to happiness is inner peace. The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions such as anger and at...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

religion has taken us here

every day I wake up is a miracle, thank you seperate religious and the spiritual, thank you see, Im not asking in the air, every action is a prayer the bear won't attack me, I am, attackin t...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

i saw her and missed

Well I hope that I dont fall in love with youcause falling in love just makes me blue,Well the music plays and you displayYour heart for me to see,I had a beer and now I hear youCalling out for meAnd ...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

bang bang im dead its ok its been awhile

You are dead: wound round like a paisley shawl,I cannot shake you out of the sheets. Your nameis still wedged in every corner of the sofa.Monday is the first day of the week,and I think of you all wee...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

u would think im stoned

When a boot lifts off your chest you feel light enough to fly. We spend so much time walking around wounded we forget what it feels like to be in your body without a scratch.Some bridges burn and diss...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

standing in my shoes

I looked into The eyes of Time And saw Destiny He scared me Smiling He extended his hand Reaching for mine Panic had me frozen Intrigue made me open All the locks On all the doors That existed ...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

into what will not be done

I wanted to write a poem That was so good It would reach the heart Infiltrate the mind And touch the soul Of everyone that read it I wanted it to Rock worlds Influence outlooks and pe...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST

FOR THE RECORD

The clouds and the stars didn't wage this warthe brooks gave no informationif the mountain spewed stones of fire into the riverit was not taking sidesthe raindrop faintly swaying under the leafhad no ...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST

enough about you----------lets talk about me

Body: THIS IS A SURVEY WITH A TWIST - YOU fill in theblanks about ME( please!!!!) and send itback to ONLY MEBut FIRST, send a BLANK one to all yourfriends, including ME, so theycan return the favor to...
Posted by His Holiness Sir Robert on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:17:00 PST