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Uncle Krish

You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough

About Me

30 years young and getting better. Just got married and enjoying life with my wife and dog Muggsy. I love to travel, love art, love music, love sports, love family and friends, love good food and good company. If you fit anything on that bill we can kick it...YEEEEEE!!!!:

My Blog

Nasty Nas

"Memory Lane (Sittin' In Da Park)" (Check that shit) Aight fuck that shit, word word Fuck that other shit, youknowhatI'msayin? We gon' do a little somethin like this, yaknahmsayin? (Is they up on this...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Barack Obama's keynote address

Candidate for U.S. Senate in Illinois, Barack Obama, delivered the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in Boston Tuesday night. Here is a transcript of his remarks.OBAMA: T...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:11:00 GMT

When Harry Met Salley

Harry: You're a very attractive person.   Sally: Thank you.   Harry: Amanda never said how attractive you were.   Sally: Well may be she doesn't think I'm attractive.   Har...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:58:00 GMT

Stupid Quotes

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, B...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Reason why I love the Raiders by George Carlin

In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents, and f*ck -ups, they have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of th...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 00:43:00 GMT

Picasso

Picasso was in a park when a woman approached him and asked him to draw a portrait of her. Picasso agreed and quickly sketches her. After handing the sketch to her, she is pleased with the likeness an...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 00:45:00 GMT

81 freaking points!!!

Is 81 enough? Eighty-One, people. I'd say so. I'd say all those pre-Christmas wails about Kobe Bryant ripping us off by hanging 62 points on the Dallas Mavericks in three quarters and then sitting o...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 07:41:00 GMT

The Bunny.....

TRENT We got the digits, baby. MIKE What a surprise. TRENT What's wrong? I ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:27:00 GMT