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SMALL TOWN DUDE WITH A BIG CITY ATTITUDE!


tHanKS ChI-toWn, You'Re maKinG mE FAMOUS!
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About Me: Heyy there, I'm jaKe or jacOb...which ever one you like better. I will either be the nicest person in the world or the biggest asshole you've ever met! Either way, you'll like it. I care about my friends and would do anything for them. I am random and if you don't like it, GO AWAY! I like trying and experiencing new things. WARNING: I am indecisive at times. Even though I try, I often lack organizational skills. I try to be calm and collect...but I just try. I work best at the last minute. I scene it up and slam one too many martini's on the weekend...now that i think about it, some weekdays too. If this is something you're ready for, add me!
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I LIKE:

loud music
crazy bitches
drag queens
long islands
armani
newports
same sex sex
broadcasting (whatever i feel necessary)
NARS
dogs
nice people with an attitude
the "f" word
ron burgundy
strawberry soda
chicago
clubs
socks
toast with butter
running
laughing
texting
shopping
myspace
the cubbies
I DO NOT LIKE:
liars
close minded individuals
cheap hair product
pennies
biting my nails
talking on the phone
public transportation
indian food
repetition
alarm clocks
infomercials
stick-on air fresheners
sea-food
colored toilet water
the "get'r done" craze
racists
cops
"keep your drink just gimme the money!"
IF I ONLY HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME I WAS TOLD I LOOK AND/OR ACT LIKE JUSTIN FROM QAF...
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TWO AMAZING THINGS: FAITH HILL♥ & PEPSI!

What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind. You talk to everyone and anyone, keep people laughing, and with enough liquor you become the professional comedian. You get into deep-thought topics with fellow drunks, get people crying on your shoulder when they vent to you, and end up with hundreds of phone numbers of people that you simply can't recall in your cell-phone all the time.


The rock-star party animal
Bar Slut
The Socialite
Hardcore drunk
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz

You are a Black Coffee
At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it

Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Cool and funny people. There is always something that you can learn from someone. I am always up for something new.
PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO INTERVIEW: Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Will Ferrell, Katie Couric, Gideon Yago, Oprah, the entire Bush Administration (morons), and the list goes on!

I am 63% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive. Some people really hate me. However, there's a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with who get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

Music:



almost anything! country, classic rock, alternative, punk, top 40, la musica de espanol, gospel, classical, 80's, 90's, broadway...theres more....

Movies:


i don't do this, i just liked the way it was all layed out. some ppl are creative.
Anchorman...I love Ron Burgundy .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.../images/.." height="350" width="425" ..

Television:

I rarely watch TV anymore, but when I have time...Family Guy, The Simpsons, Will & Grace, QAF, Newsradio, and of course NBC 5 NEWS!

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, and my amazing friends!

My Blog

mOviNg

today is the day.  i am finally moving out of the south burbs and moving back up to the northwest burbs.  life as a south sider was fun...ya know...dodging bullets, etc. etc., haha, jk. ...
Posted by (((jac0b"))) on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

drunnnnk dial...WHA!?

COURTESY OF MY BOY JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD:     The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages... 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call ...
Posted by (((jac0b"))) on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST

bumps in the road eventually get fixed! THANK YOU!

wow, i am at work and i just thought about what has been going on in the past couple of months!  whoa!  *takes deep breath*  i'm sure you've heard of the phrase: from rags to riches?&nb...
Posted by (((jac0b"))) on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

A GOOD WAY TO MAKE ME IRATE!!!

i like to post blogs when i'm irritated.  here we go: first of all, if you post bulletins that are offensive or that threaten the lives of the people you love, don't repost them!  it is...
Posted by (((jac0b"))) on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:18:00 PST