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About Me

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The name's Jakob. I'm just your average midwest kid, I suppose. I'm pretty boring, really. But sometimes I fall. That makes life interesting for a minute or two.I'm brutally honest, pompous, sarcastic, cynical, over-bearing, cantankerous, vulgar, snappish, and other random pessimistic adjectives...but only on a good day. You don't want to see me on a BAD day. However, there are a lot of people in this world that love me...why?? Because I'm not some fake asshole. I'm a REAL asshole!!My family and friends mean the world to me. I'll do anything for them. I'm in love with myself. I'm ok with that, and so everyone else should be, as well. This means YOU, if anyone is still reading this.I can be down to earth, but my views are sometimes radical. And I openly share my opinion whenever it's asked for....and when it's not; again, I'm brutally honest. I don't hold anything back, even if it would spare someone's feelings. Other than that, I pretty much honour and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of people......the president won't return my calls, though. I would have LOVED to meet John Lennon, but that won't ever happen thanks to Mark David Chapman. If you're intelligent, honest, and have a sense of humour, you're an ace in my book and I'm interested. I'm not really sure who else I'd like to meet. Perhaps it's you......or this guy:.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>

My Blog

Bad Joke Wednesday

Hello, again, kids!! It's everyone's favouritest time of the week.....BAD MUTHA-FUCKIN' JOKE WEDNESDAY, BISHES!!!Word.Enjoy:A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a liv...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:25:00 GMT

Death-grip spiders and my mother

Let me start off today, kids, with a story about an amazing arachnid I had the pleasure of meeting last night....er......this morning. You see, I work out at Cat Mossville, DD building. The only oth...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:33:00 GMT

Bad Joke Wednesday

Hello, my favourite kids in all the land!!! It's that most wondermous time of the week, again!! And, since my job can go suck a HUGE fucking dick, tonight, I've decided to give you all a little work...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:12:00 GMT

The secret life of Hobos

So, last night/early this morning was a rare and exceedingly good time. One of my best friends, Damian, rolled through town for a couple of weeks and we got to meet up and catch up on the past 13 mon...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 17:49:00 GMT

Animal's Rules To Live By

Ok, kids....it's this simple. These are the 35 rules of life that I live by. They are NOT listed in order of importance, though. My advice to you is to do what I do...print a copy of this list and ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Bad Joke Wednesday

Hey, kids!!! Welcome, welcome. We're going to have an eclectic BJW blog, this week. I didn't really have time to come up with one single topic, so we'll be all over the map with just some random fu...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 17:38:00 GMT

Long Day

Yup....really liking my life, right now.....So, I already feel old because yesterday (the 12th) was my daughter's 11th birthday. It got me thinking about how she's not a spring chicken anydangmore. ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 22:09:00 GMT

What a $|u+!!!!

So, a friend of mine sends me the link to a picture from MyCrack.....I'm a bit concerned.He said, "Here....this should make you feel MUCH better!!! lol"So, I click on the link and what do I see?? HA...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 22:12:00 GMT

Wow. I'm shocked. No..really. Shocked.

Can you tell I'm in a cynical and sarcastic mood?? Yupper....not even going to lie. I'm normally on par with my life motto of (scream it with me, kids) "Fuck it", but today, I've really gone for bro...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 11:09:00 GMT

Laugh, Love, Light 'em UP, bishes

Ok, so I just really like this MyCrack world we live in where there is a font called "Trebuchet". It makes that empty socket where a heart should be smile profusely.It's been a wild ride the past cou...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 17:26:00 GMT