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♥mY nAmEs BrI!♥iM A dAnCeR.
...AnD a dReAmEr.
i LoVe 2 LaUgH.
...AnD tO fLiRt.
i ♥ MuSiC.
i LoVe 2 bE oUtDoOrS.
...AnD sNuGgLeD bY tHe FiRe.
i AtTenD UC IrViNe.
iM a CiViL eNgInEeRiNg MaJoR.
i ♥ M.E. ShAdOwFaX
I'm a UCI Anteater.............. zot zot!!!
RaNdOm FUNNies BeTwEen Me & My FrIeNdZ...
..."no brownies for you!"
..."squeegy squeegy"
..."brace yourself...brace yourself"
..."hoist me up and i'll blow!"
..."go jump in front of a cliff...bugga bugga"
..."we're gonna need a bigger boat"
..."Alfred, bring the food"
..."i hate you cause you're fat"
..."would you like some YES-YES with my NO-NO?"
..."hey, they have a middle east crisis too"
..."10 points for Griffindor"
..."that's Retarrrdedd"
..."L for Love"
..."gosh...get with the program!"
..."the answer to everything is either sex or jesus"
..."my spirit wants your spirit real bad"
..."incest is best"
..."that's hecka cool"
..."do i need to pay for this?"
..."my boyfriend thinks im fat!"
..."9 miles Bri, 9 miles!"
..."calculus is a bitch"
..."i'm so confused and i'm not even horny!"
..."go eat some carpet"
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Good girls don't lie,
Bad girls don't cry,
Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underware,
Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your ass,
Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new,
So which one applies to you?
DANCE as though no one is watching you.
LOVE as though you have never been hurt before.
SING as though no one can hear you.
LIVE as though Heaven is on Earth.
...oh, and by the way,
SHIfT HAPPENS!!!