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the Melanator

I make people feel uncomfortable when talking of my sex life

About Me

I typically spend most days working at a Salon inhaling what I think will someday be cancer causing disinfectants (they smell like it at least, lol), or sitting at home in front of the TV watching pointless reality TV shows and collecting useless information from the history channel. Other days consist of me lurking myspace, listening to music, going to concerts and hanging out with friends. I have no life and my brain is possibly shrinking to the size of a sunflower seed... if it hasn't already :) Anyhow, I've been told I have a super fun personality, have no backbone and need to grow one (which I'd like to think I could kick ass if so much anger is built up, but in all reality... prolly not), also been told from plenty that I'm mean when I drink so... I hardly drink anymore, that I'm ditsy, but it's good, have good style, have "phenomenal legs" (HA!), that I'm awesome at hair and makeup, and that I'm a dork. Anything else you'd like to know, Nosey? .. ..

My Interests

My lil' Baby, Babers
Penguins
Going to concerts/shows
shopping
Sewing
painting
Coloring/Cutting hair and doing make-up
CHEVY NOVAS
MOTORCYCLES
FLAVORED LIP GLOSS

I'd like to meet:

God, Liam Gallagher, Cillian Murphy, Adam Levine, Casey Affleck or my dream man would be pretty sweet.

Music:

Coldplay is my favorite!!

DEFTONES, OASIS, INTERPOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE, DEPECHE MODE, THE STILLS, JOHN MAYER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GIANTS, DEF LEPPARD, TOOL, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, BAND OF HORSES, THE SAM ROBERTS BAND, PINK FLOYD, PETER FRAMPTON, EARTH WIND AND FIRE, THE BEE GEES, THE MAMA'S AND THE PAPA'S, THE GUESS WHO, RUSH, CCR, SEALS & CROFTS, BLACK SABBATH, BOB SEGER, BELLE & SEBASTIAN, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, BOB DYLAN, JOHNNY CASH, LEDZEPPLIN, ELTON JOHN, GORDON LIGHTFOOT, MICHAEL JACKSON, THE CARS, THE CLASH, DURAN DURAN, YES, THE CURE, THE TWILIGHT SINGER'S, ECHO AND THE BUNNEYMEN, SPACEHOG, ATTHEDRIVEIN, MAE, HOME TOWN HEROES, PEARL JAM, INCUBUS, MUSE, MORRISSEY, RADIOHEAD, JIMMYEATWORLD, MOUDEST MOUSE, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, THE CRANBERRIES, GIN BLOSSOMS, HOWIE DAY, THIRD EYE BLIND, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, THE PIXIES, SUBLIME, G-UNIT, 36MAFIA, SNOOP, OUTKAST, DR.DRE, LUDACRIS, 50CENT, TRICKY,MOBB DEEP, DMX, CHRISTINA, THE CARDIGANS, AVRIL, MAZZY STAR, DIXIE CHICKS, LUSH, YVONNE ELLIMAN, FIONA APPLE, & A BUNCH MORE BUT WAY TOO MANY TO LIST

Movies:

Gangs of New York, Dazed and confused, Dirty Dancing, Saturday Night Fever, The notebook, Tristan and Isold, Donnie Darko, I pretty much like a lot.

Television:

Sex and the City, the Office, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, that 70's show, Rock of Love & Tila Tequila

Books:

The Things They Carried is the only book I've ever enjoyed.
I don't know, I hate reading.

Heroes:

Amanda and April -- (I guess these two bitches hacked my account!)no but seriously, my mom, jenna jameson, and nicole richie

My Blog

aprils cat

This made me laugh so hard. Her cat is weird. I mean seriously, how does he breath?!top view:frontview...
Posted by the Melanator on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:51:00 PST