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About Me

ABOUT ME...LET'S SEE...I am a jean wearing, foul mouth talkin, fun loving LEO. I am very easily amuse. I've been known to pee my pants from laughing too hard (Sorry about your front seat Stef!). I tend to use alot of hand gestures. I believe that "animated" should have been my middle name. I'm an awesome storyteller, a charmer, and a prankster. I'm spontaneous, and have a bit of a wicked side. Dresses and skirts are NO BUENO!! You can keep your designer handbags and shoes....I like to drink tequila (Patron), play pool and hang with the "boys club". "Girls Night" has been proven to get WILD!! (damn paparazzi!) I love my bitches! I got your back, but will not hesitate to kick your ass if I need to. Like Fergie says..."I be up in the gym, just workin on my fitness"... My friends and family mean the world to me...I'm into the tarot, aura readings and hearing about my past lives. I'm tough, straight forward, loud, and a real jackass! I can be just down right silly. I'm neither a leader nor a follower. I wouldn't hesitate to help my family or friends plot evil revenge against the scum that hurt them in any way. I'm a wife and a mother to 5 beautifully dorky children. When sports season starts, I put on my "soccer" mom hat, and have an awesome time doing it. I am the total "Proud Mom", I think my children are the BOMBS!! Okay well... I think that about sums "me" up.
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If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a Margarita in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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Happily Ever After...

So recently I was asked if I'm "Happily Married"... How could two little words make you think so hard? Am I married? Yes...so the hard part was answering the "Happily" part... I mean what is "happily"...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST

Kissin a Fool

Here is my Horrorscope for the month of Feb.! ..> Starting the 1st and 2nd, this is shaping up to be a very romantic month. You're batting your eyelashes and having eyelashes batted right back at ...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST

Pie in my eye

Here I sit, pondering... What the hell happened? When exactly did I start feelin like this? Last week, last month? I'm thinking it started back in August.... Okay, game over. UGH!!!!...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:11:00 PST

FREE MAID SERVICE!!

Yup! That's what you get at my house!! Or at least that's what my family likes to think. "Oops. I spilled choclate milk all over the table and the floor." That's okay....my mom will clean it up...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

who, ME, EMOTIONAL!?!?!

Quickie:If you're feeling extra sensitive or emotional, don't fight it. Feel your feelings.Overview:Though you're feeling great, you might be a bit indecisive. It's best to put off any big issues you ...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Boo Boo Kitty!

Before you fuck with Karma, remember she's got a good memory and she WILL fuck you back. Karma can be one NASTY BITCH!!! and she's been known to leave some pretty ugly scars!
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:48:00 PST

What are you to me?

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to me...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

I AM...

A Little Prayer for Today I am a light that shines brightly. I am the truth and the core and the center of my own life. I am all that I need to be, just as I am, right now. I love who I am an...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

I NEEED this today...

Thank you Anna!! Walk Your Own Path& Let Others Do the Samedaily Quado You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soul mate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instant...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN!!!

DAMNITOLTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.EMPTYNESTROGENSuppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers ...
Posted by Dyan the Dork! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST