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j a k e r™

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About Me


I'm Jaker, i hate snow but my home is Alaska. One time, i came back from Vegas with $25 left in my pocket so i decided to use my money to get a haircut. I was flat ass broke for weeks and didn't care much for it but at least i looked good in a fauxhawk. LOL!
When i was 18, i was driving like a drunk skunk in a snow day without realizing a cop has been following me for a good ten minutes. I finally pulled over for him and to get out of a ticket, i told him i didn't speak English through a silly Asian language which never existed. It was the only time i fooled a cop and i've never tried to do the same tactic again.
Aight aight, time for some sincere "about me" stuff. I'd like to start by saying I have a lot of ambition in life, I believe that if I can dream it then I can make it possible in true life. In the past, I have made both stellar and unworthy decisions but no regrets on any of them because it molded me to become a better person. In the future, I sure hope my kids would make their own mistakes, in fact, make plenty of them because I believe that all of us are forever in training gear, and the only way to become a Pro in life is learning from our pitfalls.
I'm a very active guy, I love basketball (Go Suns), football, hockey, and working out. I get bored easily so it's very seldom that you'll see me sitting around and doing nothing. Bottom line, i might have ADD. LOL.
There's more to life than partying but I sure enjoy being around people. My family and friends are everything to me, and I thank God I have them whether they are far away or by my side.
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My Interests


girls, hockey, basketball (the phoenix suns), football, gym, party, bars, eating, movies, sleeping, & out-of-town trips

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I'd like to meet:

Friendly people, people who can dream big, blunt people who can call me out straight in the face (those people are real), beatiful people inside and out. Also, i'd like to meet Steve Nash, P. Manning, Brady Quinn, Gov. Arnie, Rachel McAdams, and Adriana Lima. Lastly, i'd like to meet the friends i made here on myspace who are all miles and miles away from me. U know who u are.

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Music:

anything... even some country will do!

Movies:

Bad Boys II, Mighty Ducks 1-3, MIRACLE, Troy, Mr & Mrs Smith, Munich

Television:

Prison Break (gah damn, this show is intense!)
NIP/TUCK (softcore PORN ON CABLE)
FRIENDS re-runs
REALITY TV (coz i have a life, theirs! not really, shit is funny)
UFC
ESPN ESPN ESPN ESPN ESPN

Which football position are you? (sick pics)

 
Tight End
You catch the ball and use power to gain more yards.
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MY PERFECT WOMAN

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THE UPDATED MAN LAWS

THE UPDATED MAN LAWSMAN LAW1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b)...
Posted by j a k e r on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

Different Kinds of Sex

Recent research shows that there are seven kinds of sex:The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens whenyou first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in thef...
Posted by j a k e r on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST