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Money Shot

I'm Cooler than Shit

About Me

Jeff, Ty, T-man, Tyler, T-Bone, and of course, "Ryan Tyler" 3 months and I'm gettin the fuck out of here.

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My Interests

My room is a mess, but my car is clean. I used to play soccer, but not anymore. I like going out. I've probably met u at a bar, but don't remember you. I spend a lot of time on my car. I eat at restaurants. I live with a dog, but she's not mine. Her name is Jess

I'd like to meet:

Atmoshpere - Always Coming Back Home to You

Music:

Hip-Hop is cool, but not the mainstream stuff. Punk is good, but not the mainstream stuff. ------------------------------ I like: Taking Back Sunday, NOFX, Fort Minor, Angels & Airwaves, Panic at the D is pretty cool, Styles of Beyond, Living Legends, Atmosphere fucking rules!, CunninLynguists, Fall Out Boy (the new one sux..), People Under the Stairs, --------------------------------- That should give you an idea. If i like it, i like it...you can't really group my taste into categories, but it gots to have style

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Equilibrium, anything funny or anything cool..

Television:

Weeds, Entourage, Heroes, Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Seahawks, Discovery Channel when I'm in bed

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs; Naked Pictures of Famous People; Still Life with Woodpecker; Calvin and Hobbes; really anything that makes you think or question what you think you know..

Heroes:

Your Mom

My Blog

Kids and Retards

Have you ever noticed how doctors describe the mental capabilities of retarded people? "He has the mind of a 3-year-old." What does that mean?   Sure, that 30-year-old retard has the mind of...
Posted by Money Shot on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:21:00 PST

Fortune Cookies

I have every fortune cookie I ever got.  Don't ask me why... Only 2 are worth mentioning: "A laughing, jolly fat man will plot your demise."Yes, this is a real fortune.  When I got it, Tyson...
Posted by Money Shot on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:18:00 PST