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Ashes Of Humanity!
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I'm Shelton
I have my own religion, It's called Sheltonism. It makes quite a bit of sence If you give it a thought that lasts more than two half-assed seconds. But, I'll spare you from my lecturing.
I'm pretty much the most dorky person you'll ever meet. That is... if you ever meet me. But then there are those of you who have no clue who I am and just happen to be looking at my profile. You people stay away from me.
*ahem* Yeah... people tend to say that I think to much. Then I think, "well maybe the average person just doesn't think enough." Then I realize that I'm thinking about thinking too much...
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Random Shelton Quotes
"I couldn't live without antacids."
"Moderation is for dummies."
"There are lots of A+ Certified people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about."
"The only people I am truly intolerant of are people who intolerant of other people."
"I don't feel sorry for stormchasers who get killed chasing storms... They caught it."
"There's no 'I' in team? ... Well fuck the team then."
"I'm sick of people who use shoe horns... Your feet are too big dumbass. Buy some new shoes."
I have six quotes, if your interested. (which I know you are):
"Life is much better when your in touch with your mortality."
'I don't talk to anyone not worth talking to."
"I do everything I do with the intent of being the best at doing it."
"God hates fat people."
"You should stop trying to love yourself. Let someone else do it for you."
"Somewhere between then and now, I became a douche."
It says: "Your mom."
"Fuck soccer moms."
--Scott H.
"What is is with fruit at Chinese resturants? Something is just not right about it."
--Kristin
"If I didn't care, I wouldn't have to tell you."
--Aaron
"The world is jellybellies."
--Kristin
"Boats can't drive cars."
--Harrison
"Props to anyone who can stab a Skittle with a spork."
--Kristin
Kristin: "Wow, I just went to hell and back."
Shelton: "Well, at least your back, right?"
"Do you think you could create a cheddar cheese so sharp that it could cut itself?"
--Shelton
"Why is it that coleslaw ALWAYS comes with a spork?!"
--Lauren
"I don't add Fat people."
--Ashley
This one's great:
--Ashley
If you can't tell, It's an awesome sculpture of me made from playdough by Eugenia, Lauren, and Katie.
You guys rock!
Those silly horny pinatas...
I enjoy manipulating pictures...