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SHELTON

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Ashes Of Humanity!
Ja, well...
I'm Shelton I have my own religion, It's called Sheltonism. It makes quite a bit of sence If you give it a thought that lasts more than two half-assed seconds. But, I'll spare you from my lecturing.

I'm pretty much the most dorky person you'll ever meet. That is... if you ever meet me. But then there are those of you who have no clue who I am and just happen to be looking at my profile. You people stay away from me.

*ahem* Yeah... people tend to say that I think to much. Then I think, "well maybe the average person just doesn't think enough." Then I realize that I'm thinking about thinking too much...



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Random Shelton Quotes
"I couldn't live without antacids." "Moderation is for dummies."
"There are lots of A+ Certified people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about."
"The only people I am truly intolerant of are people who intolerant of other people."
"I don't feel sorry for stormchasers who get killed chasing storms... They caught it."
"There's no 'I' in team? ... Well fuck the team then."
"I'm sick of people who use shoe horns... Your feet are too big dumbass. Buy some new shoes."
I have six quotes, if your interested. (which I know you are):

"Life is much better when your in touch with your mortality."

'I don't talk to anyone not worth talking to."

"I do everything I do with the intent of being the best at doing it."

"God hates fat people."

"You should stop trying to love yourself. Let someone else do it for you."

"Somewhere between then and now, I became a douche."
It says: "Your mom."
"Fuck soccer moms."
--Scott H.
"What is is with fruit at Chinese resturants? Something is just not right about it."
--Kristin
"If I didn't care, I wouldn't have to tell you."
--Aaron
"The world is jellybellies."
--Kristin
"Boats can't drive cars."
--Harrison
"Props to anyone who can stab a Skittle with a spork."
--Kristin
Kristin: "Wow, I just went to hell and back."
Shelton: "Well, at least your back, right?"
"Do you think you could create a cheddar cheese so sharp that it could cut itself?"
--Shelton
"Why is it that coleslaw ALWAYS comes with a spork?!"
--Lauren
"I don't add Fat people."
--Ashley
This one's great:

"I saw my life flash before my eyes... and it wasn't that good."
--Ashley
If you can't tell, It's an awesome sculpture of me made from playdough by Eugenia, Lauren, and Katie.
You guys rock!
Those silly horny pinatas...
I enjoy manipulating pictures...

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My Blog

A Fun Little Story

Here a cool thing that happened to me today.Well, you see, the pants I'm wearing at the moment are these pants that I haven't worn for about three years.I found them the other day and decided to go ah...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 23:07:00 GMT

Note To Self

So, yet another relationship is ended. I suppose this just reminds me why I decided not to take relationships too seriously in the first place.I give it another shot, and I'm labeled as a liar.Fu...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:37:00 GMT

Blog for the sake of a blog

Yeah, so it pretty much sucks all ass since I got my licence suspended.I can't go do whatever anymore.I can't just decide I'll go see someone at work anymore.I can't go get a motherfucking Publix subw...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 19:24:00 GMT

What is this?

What is this ache that I feel in my chest?What the fuck is it? Normally, when I feel this way, I can stop it. Get my mind off of it.But now, this time, it won't fucking go away.And it really hurts. It...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:21:00 GMT

What Am I To Her?

I don't get it.I don't know what the hell is going on in her head.Who the fuck am I to her? Am I just a playtoy for her to enjoy for a while?Am I just a penis? A good fuck?Am I just her goddamned fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 19:12:00 GMT

A Possible Mental Illness

Is it possible to be too mentally stable?I think I am.I just don't get angry, sad, or excited very easily.I am, for the most part, perpetually neutral. And thinking about it like that sucks.Makes me s...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:08:00 GMT

Damn.

Damn.What a shitty day. Why was it shitty you ask?Well, It wasn't really, It just seems like it was to me.I'm just tired from working all goddamned day.And there was one point in the day where I was s...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 20:20:00 GMT

Near Tears

I'm extremely upset right now.I'm so angry/sad that I'm close to the point of tears.And thats saying quite a bit for me.It's been a really long time since I've cried. Not because I'm manly, not becaus...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:52:00 GMT

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Wow... I am a tired motherfucking bitch right now.Work was HELL today.busy, busy, Busy, BUSY!Stress coming out of my asshole in concentrated liquid form. Anywho, It's been a long time since my last bl...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 19:48:00 GMT

Do me in the ass

Sometimes I wonder how good of a person I really am.Am I a good person?I think so... Anywho, I'm really tired right now.7.75 hours of work today.They just spring it on me like that.It's like, five day...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 21:13:00 GMT