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Waffle Iron Calamity

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This is my page. Out of many, many, many Myspace pages, this is mine. Oh, yes indeedy.My name is _____(ask me, I might even tell you). Sometimes I am even a nice guy. I really try and not take myself too seriously. It helps maintain my sanity. Am I crazy? I dunno...that's a difficult question. I love the outdoors. I like to go camping when I can. I like to read. I like hanging out with my family and friends. I like to drink on occasion. I like to watch movies. Cats are ok. Actually, I love the little furballs!I know this one..my kitty Isis. I like starry nights. I want to travel the world, particularly North Africa, Japan, China, Austalia, South America, New Zealand, Europe, and Russia. I like to take long walks, on the beach is great! I like sushi. I like authentic Mexican food. I like East Indian cuisine. I wanna try Mediterranean food (Greek, North African, etc.) Italian food is ok. I like to listen to the radio; shortwave is cool. I like to take pictures when I can. I like the smell of Playdough, I don't know why; I always have. I like some dogs. I have alot of books and trading cards that I have had since I was a youngin'. Sometimes I think I would have really liked to live in the 1910's, 1920's or 1930's. I like bananas. I don't like nectarines. I don't own an automobile at this point in time. I do own a toaster. I like the feeling of sand trickling through my fingers. I hate lima beans. I think that our culture and news media focuses too much on people like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Why?!? I have only rode on an airplane once; I was 6 weeks old. Don't really remember it... I like gnomes. Slugs are dreadfully fascinating to me( but I loathe to touch or even get nearer than a foot or so from 'em); I've really thought about that...and I still don't know why. I like some nonsensical words; I tend to use three or four in my daily vocabulary. Sometimes I just laugh because I like to think of silly things. Burritos that are moldy are lame. I hate those! Gummi bears are good, in small doses. I love encyclopedias. Maps are great. I don't like the sound of styrofoam rubbing together. Mushrooms mostly just weird me out...it's the whole fungus thing. I like candles. I love to look at really interesting aquariums with cool fish. I like riding bikes. I like to build models. I really like good, stimulating conversation. I like coffee. National Geographic magazine rules. Not really into porn that much; I do like Playboy magazine, though. Women from the fifties had really interesting boobs. What happened to those?!? They need to make a comeback. Tide pools at the beach are awesome. Sea anenomes and starfish are groovey. Sand fleas aren't. Why on earth is racism still around? *shakes head* I only use a little bit of salt. I wash my hands; clean hands are happy hands. I don't mind getting 'em dirty, though. I can always wash 'em later. There should be an army of Oompa-loompas. I like a good pair of shoes. My grandpa used to say "there's a pair of shoes" whenever he saw a cow. I think each cow contains more than one pair of shoes, though. Verily. I used to enjoy watching the Smurfs...hell, I still do!! Can I still vote for Abraham Lincoln in the upcoming election? I hope so. Oh, yeah...he's not around anymore.Giggidy.
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..There are various people, living and dead, I would like to meet or would like to have met:

Natalie Portman Count Claus Philipp Maria Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg

Juliya!! General George Patton

Kate Winslet

Bettie Page Erwin Rommel Bernard Law Montgomery Martin Luther King, Jr.    Chris Farley

Hans and Sophie Scholl

Jennifer Tilly

Bjork

Kate Moss    Farley Mowat...I have just recently read his books about the Innuit in the Arctic...very, very interesting stuff. This dude has spent alot of time in the Arctic...I think he'd be cool to talk to.

Annabella Piugattuk...she's a fascinating and beautiful girl, to me. I really think that it is cool that she keeps the heritage and language of her people alive, especially in a time when some choose to forget... I would like to visit her homeland in Nunavut, in Northern Canada. Her people, the Innuit, are very interesting to me...I hope that they will flourish, instead of very possibly fading away with time...it would be a sad thing if they did.    Cheech and Chong

Leni Riefenstahl

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