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::mS. hEaThEr::

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About Me

Hey Bitches, it's Ms. Heather here (well I also go by Princess Heather too, so which ever you like best!). I am 19 and I live in Rockford, its R.O.C (get it our OC!) haha. Its your typical small town full of gossip and drama. Rockford is the place to move, if you don't ever want a future and you dream of becoming a drug addict or an alcoholic. I used to be one of the biggest partiers around, my whole life consisted of parties, drugs and drama. However due to a series of unfortunate events over the last 3 years, I have decided to retire from the party scene. Don't get me wrong, I do still love to party. I am 19. although, I'm not 21, and I don't want any more trouble, so who says you can't party without drugs or alcohol? I love to go to the casino with no money and watch compulsive gamblers spend their life savings, in the meantime, me and dano get board and go find the Black Jack champion and try to get dates! ha-ha good times. I also love to shop, and sit with dano and make fun of EVERYONE! yo foo, get in the car foo! (inside joke) I hate being serious and I laugh at everything...literally. I love my super stupid, crazy adventures with Lindsey, she is like me, except for in a different body. Hoo, Hoo, Hoo are you. haha you wont get it. I love our "Girl band" we made, Me, Linds, Laura, and Andy! haha. I'm playing guitar and Lindsay's drums, Laura gets the triangle, and Andy just gets to be a boy in our girl band! Our name is going to be "The Hooters" watch out for us. I love partying at Brenna's hizzle, its always crazy fun. The barn is also the shit. Barn bitches for life. REPRESENT! hah. I love going to see the Largest Ball Of Twine! lol I'm going to make a new one, so if anyone wants to see it, come to my backyard (if your hot, come to my room! haha). I love to hang out with all of my cool sober friends from Recovery Plus and T.H., we are some true bad ass bitches! I miss Ashley my roomie from Recovery Plus. Although I love hanging out with Mandie and Tiffany, we are quite mischievous! You never know what we'll do next. Hahah thats probably why were bad influences and all of the counselors hate us. Its really sad to say but I feed off of other peoples insecurities, and I always get what I want. don't worry I'm not spoiled I'm just well taken care of! I am a PRINCESS, and I do expect to be treated like one, if you don't my dad will beat you up! haha. I idolize Nicole Richie, Lil Kim and Marilyn Monroe. I'm either the girl you love, or the girl you love to hate. I'm going to be famous one day I know it, I already have the teenage addictions, a very large criminal record, my few stints in rehab, and the most awesome parents, that help me out of every bind, not matter how big. I don't know what I'd do without them, so when I'm rich, I'll buy them a few houses or something. Haha. I'm a bitch and I love it! I went to Normandale and took this semester off, for some rehabilitation programming. lol. I hate Normandale, it's so boring and so anti-social. Everyone there is like 12. I'm not sure what my next move will be, I know I will be going back to school in the fall, but I'm not sure where. In the meantime, I work at Coral Tan in Fridley, and I am seeking another job. I ref basketball on the weekends and I audtion for random roles all over. I'M NOT A DYKE...but some chicks are just hot!! Anything else you want to know, just ask! **TOODLES**
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My Interests

**Being Socially Active**being a Princess**Shopping* Pomeranians*John Robert Powers* Chihuahuas*dressing up dogs*watching everyone at the casino stare at mine and Dano?s boobs*caribou coffee*target*stupid cheesy love movies that make me cry*coming up with a new crazy plan that Lindsay and I will do sometime*smoking cigarettes*planning vacations that I will probably never take*listening to music*doing the unthinkable*hair*sitting in Laura's backyard...its the ULTIMATE!*makeup* Louis Vuitton*Italian designers*watching Law and Order: SVU*making jokes that only I laugh at*facing my fears*going on walks by myself when the sky is filled with stars*BEING A BARN BITCH*Playing Badminton (its not just a game its badminton! haha)*reading*daydreaming* Reenacting the 70's show in the Kokales basement instead of the Foreman?s*driving my car*being immature*going clubbing*going in the chubby chicks chat rooms haha*and being the figment of your imagination*

I'd like to meet:

I would love to go shopping with Nicole Richie, on her expense of course, Party with Lil Kim, and talk to Marilyn Monroe in my dreams, to find out how she really died. Her death is a conspiracy, JFK had her killed I know it! I ould love to hang out with Lisa Lampanelli, and Sarah Silverman, it would be a fuckin riot. I can only imagine. I would love to hang out with Dane Cook too, he's fuckin funny and fuckin hot! Loves it! Joe Mauer, he is going to be my 3rd husband, so I suppose I should probably meet him. Any cool people, I love to meet new bitches! Please dont ask me out on a date, because chances are I would never go out with you. People that have to use the internet to get dates are creeps, and must not be cute enough to get one.
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Music:

I love all music, no matter how Im feeling theres always a song that describes it, and it heals me. I'm big into Rock and Hip Hop, I like some country and I like the old shit too, so lets just leave it at that!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Movies:

My favorite movies are Annie, Spun, Curly Sue, Requruim For A Dream, Blow, Clueless, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Step Up, In Her Shoes, All Of The Simple Lifes on dvd! loves it!

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Television:

Lets See, I watch Law and Order: SVU everyday, THE O.C. (I wish Marisa was back, i don't want Ryan and Taylor together), Family Guy, Days Of Our Lives, Re-Runs of Full House, My Boys, Will and Grace, THE GOTTIS, That 70's Show, I Love Laguna, THE HILLS, House of carters is a personal addiction(it remindes me of my house!) the simpsons...Im a Loser I watch evrything lol
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Which Celebrity It Girl are You?

Nicole
You are Nicole. You used to be a hopeless sidekick, but you ditched that media whore and turned out, everyone loves you just as much! You are funny and sexy! As long as you keep being yourself everyone is gonna love you more than ever!
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Books:

Running With Scissors, The A-List (Ive read them all), Life Of A Diamond (the Nicole Richie Book), A Million Little Pieces, Smashed, and looking for a new good one. I will be writting a book about my life, it's currently in the works.
You Are a Star
For you, the holidays are all about dressing up and indulging in fancy cocktails! What Christmas Ornament Are You?

Heroes:

Batman, Michelangelo the orange ninja turtle, Lil Kim cuz shes the coolest whore I know, nicole Richie, just beacause shes Nicole Richie, Marilyn Monroe, she the greatest actress of all time.

People see boldness in your eyes. You aren't afraid
to do what you think is right and you stand up
for what you believe in. You don't worry about
the what-if's. You also like being the center
of attention at times and you like to stick
out. But be warned...some people may find you
annoying for several reasons. Number one being
either stealing the limelight or bringing it
towards friends who don't want to be in it.
Number two is that you make mistakes often due
to your rash behavior and sometimes offend
people when it was actually un-called for. So
be careful, but be you and have fun!

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My Blog

READ READ READ READ

Ok, I dont know if this has happened to any of you, but my account is blocked. Its been blocked for a week now. I can't do anything. I cant leave a comment, or message, I cant post a bulletin, I cant ...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:43:00 PST

My Favorite Bitches!!

These quotes are from my favorite bitches in the world. They are my fricken idols, and you can tell I have a little bit of all of them in me! Take Lil Kims attitude, Mix it with Nicole Richies persona...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

Hey Sexies!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyBirthday:8-25-87Birthplace:Fridley, a block away from the nut house! lolCurrent Location:Your DreamsEye Color:HazelHair Color:naturally blondeHeight:5'8 1/2"Right Ha...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:28:00 PST

I went to a party Dad...

 Went to a party Dad...    -I went to a party, -And remembered what you said.  -You told me not to drink, Dad, -so I had a sprite instead. -I felt proud of myself,  -The ...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

I LOVE YA BITCHES!!

Well hello you Fabulous Fucks! Did you miss me?!?As  most of you know I was in treatment. I graduated on March 6th! I was then reccomended to go to a half way house, by my treatment counselor. Si...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

Im on the Wagon...

Hey Bitches! Im so sad, I have to go to treatment on Wendsday. I wont get to see anyone, for like a month to six weeks. My life is over. If I get a roomate that is a smelly slob, I will be so mad. I w...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

Beer Fest

OK, I was watching Beer Fest today, and I decided I am going to go to Oktoberfest. I looked up tickets they're like 2-7 thousand. Then I was trying to think of who would go with me, cause that is a li...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

a shooting in Rockford, leaves one dead....Pathetic

hey bitches! Ok, so yesterday I heard some really sad news. There was a shooting in Rockford. Now thats just pathetic. We are in Rockford, not Murderapolis. Sure iti was in the Walnut Place (for those...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

drunken rant

Have you ever felt like your every move has been observed? I mean I know what its like to be by yourself and think that someone is watching you. How about when you actually see people from the corners...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

Coffee and Ciggarettes

I think I expierenced a little piece of heaven today. I found the coffee shop at my school, which I totally never knew existed and I swear to god, they the best turtle mochas there. I was standing out...
Posted by ::mS. hEaThEr:: on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST