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J. Dyme

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About Me

All this time on myspace and I never put anyting in this section. You could never sum up who you are as a person here. I am changing and evolving every second, it would forever remain incomplete...my existence and "about me" is infinite...so if you want to know about me, I can guarantee it's going to be a lot more intricate than scrolling over my page and looking at a few flicks this is a li'l taste tester...you'll be full by the time you leave. I'm ecclectic...I like it all, and I want it all. I'm unpredictable, spontaneous, and got my hands in everything. I love flowers, real ones. I'm the girl next door, the chick that reminds you of your li'l sis, one of the homies...but will be treated like a Queen at all times. I know how to work your nerves and get under your skin. I got a cold mouthpiece, not on purpose- it just happened that way. I never want to abuse the power to get what I want....and yes, that is a catch 22. I'm too much for most, I'm not me being conceited, it's just the truth. I'm too clever, too deep, too intellectual, too ' in the know'...too sarcastic, too funny, too loud, too conversational, too curious, too quick, too thick, as I said...I'm just too much...FO much...there's not a lot of people (men) that can't handle a woman like that, and when I meet one that can...you'll know. I'm nosy as hell. I'm always late, but worth the wait. Before you walk by me and say "Smile!" ...give me something to smile about. If you do get to know me, and don't like me...that means you don't like yourself. Love yourself. I love the the thought, the feel, and the sense of success....acheivement...there's nothing better. Not any amount of money can outweigh the feeling of being good at what I do, but if I am good at what I do...the money will come...another catch 22. I will have a least 25 minutes of fame, more than 5 and more than 15....not a lifetime...but a taste...God is good. I am a walking, talking breathing miracle...I've seen the other side,I remind myself everyday the only reason for me waking up is because of God's mercy...he saved me...for a reason. I don't know what it is yet, but I find new reasons everyday and will continue to find them...until I find THE actual REASON, if there is only one.... Love is love. Everything is Everything. Luck doesn't exist. Wishing is for suckas...Life gives to givers and takes from the takers. So many jewels, so little people worthy of knowing them. All I ask for is a sophisticated thug who makes me laugh and tickles my back all night. ...if someone with the qualifications mentioned above pops up one day wonderful.. if not...I'll read. Hip Hop is not dead, the people are.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Stedman...Oprah's man, because I'd like to see a man that is secure enough in his manhood, that he knows how to treat and handle a powerful woman. Dr. Cornel West for his wisdom, Maya Angelou for her warmth, Mo'Nique to make me feel small, Dr. King for his presence, Jamie Foxx to make me laugh, Angela Bassett to show me how to get those arms, Xzibit to clown with, MJ (and no I don't mean Jordan...the king of pop that is) Hype Williams- to ask him what's up with Belly2?! Laila Ali so I could spar with her, Taral Hicks (so I could ask her if that was the real deal with DMX in Belly 1...!??!) Samuel L. Jackson- because he's fly. Kathy Griffin- because she's funny, Lisa Lampanelli- because she doesn't give a **ck, Ellen because corny is the new sarcastic, Robin Williams (even though he stresses me out with all those jokes...nonstop...) Jack Nicholson- one word: eyebrows, Robert DeNiro- my baby. Hulk Hogan...that's a good man, Rev. Run- also, a good man., Tom Cruise so I could tell him to calle de la boca.L-BOOG! IF YOU DON'T WATCH THIS, YOU'RE HURTING YOURSELF!I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BEND DOWN LIKE THAT! GET EM GIRL...Not only do I want to meet her, but I want to be her...and I will.THIZZED OUT NAPOLEON?! YADADAMEEEAAN

My Blog

MySpace Music - J. Dyme's Hot ish playlist

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Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Treat Me Like a Lady....

DAMNIT...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:35:00 GMT

If the shoe fits....

In order for new things to break through and to allow God to sprinkle new blessings, you must let old things die.  Sometimes it's hard to let go of those things....especially when you've been imm...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:11:00 GMT

JAY-Z & MARY J BLIGE "HEART OF THE CITY" NYC 3/27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlN9JAd88I4 The concert I would have given my right leg to see...and still will! Come to Washington, naw fuck that, I'll come to you! The two of the illest i...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Check out this video: Jay Z and Mary J. Blige On Tour- MySpace Exclusive

Check out this video: Jay Z and Mary J. Blige On Tour- MySpace Exclusive ..Add to My Profile | More VideosTWO OF MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME....BOTH ARE ON MY LIFE LIST TO SEE PERFORM BEFORE I...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:52:00 GMT

Mama I’m in love wit a gangsta...

What is it about these thugs?  No one in particular, just on myspace carousing different pages...lookin' at all these people tryna portray all these different hard, grimy, gangsta images...cuz th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:14:00 GMT

Thank you Jesus for sparing the life of my Brother...

My brother was crushed between an Explorer and my Uncle's truck Friday Dec. 28th.  Coming back from snowmobiling my Brother and uncle were in an accident due to the terrible road conditions, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:00:00 GMT

I was diagnosed with Luekemia...

21 years ago today.  I survived.  I was one of the only children that survived.  I had cancer for two years, two days and two months....yeah, talk about a lucky number.  I have ble...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:16:00 GMT

Winning my first Poetry Slam

was soooo dope... I always wanted to be a comedian, but never would have the cajones to get on stage and tell a joke and then wait for people to NOT laugh....because when they didn't (not that I'm not...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:47:00 GMT

What Im thankful for...

I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things loo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:35:00 GMT