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Katie Mack

Like Gloria Estefan or something...

About Me


I just graduated from college, and now I'm trying to find an answer to the question "So, what are you going to do now?", which basically just consists of me working crappy jobs until I can't take it anymore and decide to go back to school. I love my friends and my family. I love having fun and laughing. I love being outside. I love curling up on the couch and watching a good movie. There's more, so if you wanna know, just ask.
"Whaaa happened?!?"
"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. That’s the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it." -good ol' Dwight Schrute
"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet." -St. Augustine
"I don't want to be in love like the movies. 'Cause in the movies, they're not in love at all. With a twinkle in their eye, they're just saying their lines. So we can't be in love like the movies." -Avett Brothers
"I saw them standing there pretending to be just friends, when all the time in the world could not pry them apart." ~Brian Andreas
"Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable & fall asleep & miss your life." ~Brian Andreas
"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets." -My Horizontal Life (probably one of the funniest books ever)
"Was it possible for a dog...to point humans to the things that really mattered in life? I believed it was. Loyalty. Courage. Devotion. Simplicity. Joy. And the things that did not matter, too. A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A waterlogged stick would do just fine. A dog judges others not by their color or creed or class but by who they are inside. A dog doesn't care if you are rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his." ~Marley and Me, one of my favorite books ever.
"If you understood everything I said, you'd be me motherfucker." ~Miles Davis
-"I thought he just played baseball." -Carter
-"Oh no, he plays lots of sports. He's multisportual." -Me
-"Are you making up words again?"
"I have no Megs!"
"Nothing says Georgia football like Wilson Phillips." -Melanie
"Hippie lush!"
"He's such a pussy, his labia are high-fiving each other." -Jonathan
"Try not to suck any cock in the parking lot on the way to your car." -Piedmont
"I accidentally donkey punched myself!!" -Me
At GA/FLA when "Brick House" came on...
"What's a brick house?" -Me
"Dude, you're a brick house." -Katie K
"Oh."
1st gameday of the season...
"Hey Katie, is this tea?" -Me
"Um, yeah, it's sweet tea." -Katie K
"Shit. I thought it was beer."
There was probably far more hilarity involved in this at the time but that's all I remember...
I tend to say stupid things. This increases logarithmically when I'm drunk.
"Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be?"
"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy. They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." -Marcel Proust
"The human torch was denied a bank loan."
"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence." ~Mia Wallace, Pulp Fictio
"Never fear being vulgar; just boring." -Diana Vreeland
It's just like, it's just like, a mini mall!
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My Interests

Laughter, bonfires, movies , music , hanging out with my friends, being outside, good books, good conversation, Chuck Norris jokes, cold beer on a pretty day (or night), going out , Photo Hunt , Brian Andreas, the deck at Son's , shopping and clothes in general, Friends reruns, meeting new people , Clocked! , Weeds (I wish I had Showtime) , sunshine, That 70's Show reruns , traveling , the ocean, late afternoon summer storms, being a klutz , Liquid Valiums and Swedish Lemonades , Transmet mmmm.... , LOST , shoes!, Mean Bean quesadillas and tofu...well basically anything from Mean Bean , sitting on my porch with the Christmas lights on , fall weather, acting a fool, dancing, owning a dog vicariously through my friends, sand between my toes, smiles, inside jokes, jamming out to old-school rap in Beth's car in my driveway at 3:30 in the morning (I'm sure my neighbors hate me now...), and so much more

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet:
Jon Stewart

George Balanchine and Bob Fosse, because they were geniuses.

Coco Chanel and Diana Vreeland, because they knew/know beautiful clothes

Anne Coulter, so I can punch her in the face

and lots of other people I can't think of right now

Music:

Widespread Panic, moe., Kanye West, Old 97's, OutKast, Jack Johnson, Keller Williams, The Black Crowes, Modest Mouse, The Avett Bros., Bob Schneider, The Allman Bros. Band (before Duane died), Grateful Dead, Fiona Apple, My Morning Jacket, Maroon 5, Cash, old-school Madonna, Ben Folds Five, Gnarls Barkley, Neil Young, Nelly Furtado, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson (before he was scary and white), Bright Eyes, The Strokes, Weezer, Ben Folds Five, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, Sublime, Hole, Lauryn Hill, Rage Against the Machine, Rolling Stones, Ani Difranco, Flaming Lips, Drive-By Truckers, OK Go, Rolling Stones, SCI, Dusty Springfield (well mostly just Son of a Preacher Man), Broadway musicals, the Garden State soundtrack, 90s rap, Leona Naess, Prince, basically anything I can sing along to.

Movies:

Adventures in Babysitting, Shaun of the Dead, The Departed, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Seven, Anchorman, Sin City, Grandma's Boy, Ray, Fried Green Tomatoes, Back to the Future (1 & 2; 3, not so much), The Devil Wears Prada, The Weatherman, Good Will Hunting, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, The Sweetest Thing, The Good Sheperd, Just Friends, Wedding Crashers, Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2, Tao of Steve, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Gladiator, 13 Going on 30, The Princess Bride, The Notebook, Mean Girls, A Life Less Ordinary, Blow, Super Troopers, The Girl Next Door, Old School, Memento, The Royal Tenebaums, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, The Aviator, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Young Frankenstein, Big Fish, A Time to Kill, This is Spinal Tap, Billy Madison, Almost Famous, Cold Mountain, When Harry Met Sally, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Begins, Snatch, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Finding Nemo, Boogie Nights, Dracula, Empire Records, L.A. Confidential, Little Miss Sunshine, A Beautiful Mind, Zoolander, Walk the Line, A History of Violence, Dazed and Confused, ...I watch too many movies (there are probably about 50 more that could go on this list...)

Television:

Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, 24, Grey's, Rob & Big, South Park , The Simpsons, the Food Network, Cheaters (seriously--it's the funniest show on TV)

Books:

Chuck Klosterman IV, My Horizontal Life, Marley and Me, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs; A Million Little Pieces; Running With Scissors (well basically anything by Augusten Burroughs); My Friend Leonard; Wicked; East of Eden; Harry Potter (all of them); Tess of the D'Ubervilles; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; White Oleander; The Virgin Suicides; I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, Lord of the Rings triology; Catcher in the Rye; Prodigal Summer; The Lovely Bones; The Poisonwood Bible; Cold Mountain, Sextrology (I like horoscopes...) Angels and Demons, any David Sedaris, Ordinary People, After the First Death, the Dune series, trying to work my way through Infinite Jest right now...

Heroes:

anyone who works to benefit others; people who remember that every day is a gift, so we should enjoy it. And Kitty Foreman. She's the jam.

My Blog

i'm a genius!

shut up. tom robbins thinks so. oh yeah, this sounds like me... ;)THE GENIUS WAITRESS, by Tom RobbinsOf the genius waitress, I now sing. Of hidden knowledge, buried ambition, and secret sonnets scribb...
Posted by Katie Mack on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

mitch hedberg is the man

MITCH HEDBERG JOKES I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin 'round and round. I can't ...
Posted by Katie Mack on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Dag, yo.

50 ODD Things About You1. How tall are you barefoot?i think 5'5" but i really have no idea2. Have you ever smoked heroin?is that even possible?3. Do you own a gun?nope4. Have you ever been in a school...
Posted by Katie Mack on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

I stole this from Linds...Dear Alcohol: First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, beer at th...
Posted by Katie Mack on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

i've been tagged

I've been tagged i've been tagged............. You've been tagged. Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged" as it was passed on to me:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/hab...
Posted by Katie Mack on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:29:00 PST