prefer ginandtonics to beer, red wine to white, draft beer to bottles, a sober sunrise to a drunk one, a drunk sunset to a sober one, oceans to lakes, dogs to cats, traveling to vacationsi crave adventure and chaosmy favorite color is blue
i have a dog named yellowi do not enjoy eating pastai hate eating with utensilsi like a man in a skirti wear my heart on my sleeve, so don't blow your nose on iti have seen a june bug in julywords i hate
slacks, ointment, panties, cream (there are more)i will love my dog more than i will ever love youi have traveled to 49 states and 17 countries
i can say fuck off in six languagesi can rock like a staryou wish you knew me, but you never will
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
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