Capturing life as it happens, because it only happens once.
Bruce Willis. He can still act. Old.
President Bush. So I can kick him in the nuts.
Sam Raimi. For proving that passion DOES get you places.
The people who photographed the Gettysburg battles. (History lives on because of you)
The WGA. For having wasted valuable time and now bringing us the same great crap we've come to expect from them.
The SGA. Thank you, Tom Hanks.
Matt Gould. I hear he's a swell guy.
Michael Bay. So I can tell him to fuck off using his own megaphone. Why is he so fucking angry all the time? Damn.
Linkin Park.
The Killers. (Yeah, I know, but Sawdust is not that bad.)
Fort Minor.
The Matrix. Reloaded. Revolutions.
Transformers. Giant Fucking Robots. Here to...do....something..I don't really know but the effects were awesome.
Shawshank Redemption. Best movie. Ever.
Before or after the WGA went on strike?
John Grisham.
Mike. Mom. Dad. Carol.