When GoD Made Paramedics |
When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs ... Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:43:00 GMT |
You Might Be in EMS if... |
You might be in EMS if...
You find humor in other people's stupidity...
You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm...
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly ... Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
We'll make the GREAT ESCAPE |
This song==ToTaLlY make my DAY :-)
Paper bags and plastic heartsAll are belongings in shopping cartsIt's goodbyeBut we got one more nightLet's get drunk and drive aroundAnd make peace with an e... Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:24:00 GMT |
To that BoY.. U know who u are.. |
To you: Now that i've finally realized that i'm over you.
And to everyone else: Few of you may know what i'm talking about here and now, but do take this litt... Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:09:00 GMT |
Can you believe a GUY wrote this? |
A guy wrote this in his myspace. and it should make you think.I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girl... Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:19:00 GMT |
♥Boyfriend Application♥ |
Name:Age:Phone Number(optional):Location(optional):Height:Weight:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:What Do You Think Of My...?Personality:Eyes:Face:Hair:Clothes:Humor:Choice of music:Manne... Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 18:40:00 GMT |
Love <3 |
I've decided that this is just about the greatest love song ever made....
"I'll Be" Edwin McCain
The strands in your eyes that color t... Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:04:00 GMT |