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Jake

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

When ancient man needed to explain what he couldn't comprehend, he invented God. When he realized he could make money, he invented religeon. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Colbert really understands McSame
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman who makes me feel special.. and not in a safety hat wearing, short bus riding kinda way either. Someone who turns my world sunny on cloudy days. Someone to fill my empty moments with love songs.... Someone who write endless sonnets dedicated to her burning desire for me. A woman who says " You make the best nacho cheese dip ever. I love to watch you watching Da Bears play. Here's your beer, Love-Muffin. And after the games over I wanna watch the highlights and THEN let's do it!!!" Don't laugh it's my fantasy.Yeah, right.., who am I kidding, at this point I'd just settle for breathing.